dude bait

When a female makes a post on social media about dudes, with the intention of getting dudes to comment about how they are "not like all the other dudes".

Girl, that post is total dude bait!

by Grizco January 17, 2017

A dude is peeping

When a dude is peeping

Hey look a dude is peeping

by Carsino06 January 25, 2021

fersure dude

When you cannot express enough derision with direct language that you must resort to euphemism; must be delivered in a mocking tone

"Just park here, we won't get towed"

- "fersure dude"

by the great zeeb March 10, 2021

dude pepperoni

1.) noun: the object created when a man cuts his nipples off (because they are useless to men as they do not breastfeed) and puts them on a pizza as a pepperoni substitute

2.) The appropriate phrase to exclaim when one unexpectedly encounters pepperoni and is excited about it

1.) Michael bought a surgical scalpel on Amazon, prepared to add some dude pepperoni to his pizza this Friday.

2.) Dude, pepperoni!

by MySilentSemen March 19, 2021

Dudes' Day

The 28th of March: the day that falls between the birthdays of the dudes.

Damn, I simply cannot wait for Dudes' Day this year!

by Jimmy Here March 28, 2021

Organic Dude

Someone who doesn't look that great but is really great for you. No bad effects of dating and you have no regrets for time spent together. The man doesn't make you sick.

Girl1: I don't think Ajay looks hot
Girl2: I'm going for him. He's an organic dude

by kaalika November 18, 2011

dude job

Similar to a footjob, but instead of feet it's like from an entire dude

bro fo you want a dude job? because I'm totally up for that

by HaroldIsSleepy July 19, 2023