Sodas that aren't based off of a fruit or fruit flavor. Dark sodas will also (obviously) be a dark color.
Dude #1: Hey man, you want some Crush, Sprite, or Squirt? I got strawberry, grape, and orange.
Dude #2: Oh, gross. Don't you have any dark sodas like Dr. Pepper, Coke, or Pepsi?
Dude #2: Oh, gross. Don't you have any dark sodas like Dr. Pepper, Coke, or Pepsi?
by mischeviousMercenary August 11, 2012
Get the dark sodasmug. A darkened version of Link's fairy Navi from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. She's not necessarily evil, but she's just a bitch. A cool bitch, but still a bitch.
by darkstarblaze99 August 21, 2013
Get the Dark Navimug. Feeling a sense of nostalgia towards something that disturbed you when you were younger, but now only brings back memories, Credits to Owen8710
by RonThefirst October 10, 2022
Get the Dark Nostalgiamug. by Ur_local_bookworm February 17, 2023
Get the Get Darkmug. A joke at somebody’s expense, which is darker than usual, in the sense that it includes more serious or morbid aspects of life. After a dark roast, people are usually left a bit sad.
by Kukkelukk November 8, 2019
Get the Dark roastmug. Ignorance is bliss while choosing to be ignorant and being happy about it keeps you in the dark about the truth which makes you blissfully dark.
"When i tried to teach karen how to change the batteries she instead decided to be blissfully dark."
"Steph wanted to stay blissfully dark about the horrible way she treats her friends."
"Steph wanted to stay blissfully dark about the horrible way she treats her friends."
by Lunajery July 23, 2021
Get the blissfully darkmug.