apple iphone

A big useless phone made by apple, that alot of homos buy to make themselves seem as if they just became popular all of the sudden.

"That big black apple iphone is such a piece of shit"

"Oh damn, that dudes got an apple iphone, that sucks he will probably never get laid, nerd"

by horny shit tits December 2, 2007

love apple

Otherwise known as a tomato

"What would you like to go in the sandwhich?"

"I would like lettuce, cheese, ham, and a love apple"

by steven September 21, 2004

caramel apple

Its when you dip your testicles in hot, sweet, caramel and teabag a nonsuspecting victim.

"Oh man! Did you see Kyle give Mike a nice taste of his caramel apples?"

by BruinBoy17 November 6, 2006

The Mini Apple

Quite simply, it's a nickname for the city of Minneapolis, in the state of Minnesota. It's a refrigerator during the winter months. It gets very cold there. One symbol of the city is a big apple with icicles dangling on the sides, coming down from a layer of ice on top. The people of Minneapolis take great pride in enduring the winters up there.

The Mini Apple is a nice city to be in.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 11, 2008

horse apples

horse turds

Son, you're a lookin' a little sickly. You been eating horse apples again?

by zachwolff October 17, 2003

Apple of Discord

Used by eris in Greek Mythology to wreak havoc on people. The golden apple of discord was stolen from a tree belonging to Hera (Zeus's wife and goddess of marriage).
(This was linked by someone and I thought I'd provide and explanation).

This is the Golden Apple of Dischord

by Angel February 24, 2005

apple-knocker

a rural person, a rustic person

Get out of my buisness you apple-knocker.

by Light Joker August 21, 2007