Grand Valley State University

A school in Allendale, MI, where the guys will brag about the male to female ratio too make themselves feel better about going to such a lame ass school located, literally, in the middle of butt fucking nowhere. Though the ratio indeed seems great, one would rather leave the party too have sex with the nearby corn stalks than to listen to the stuck up, crotch sniffing, dumb ass bitches that go there.

Grand Valley State University
MSU visitor: "Why are you going outside?"
GVSU student: "Too have sex with a cornstalk."
MSU visitor: "Why would you do that ... ?"
GVSU student: "Once you understand that corn stalks don't bitch like all the girls back at the party, there great !"

by thetruthhurts89 September 9, 2011

Staten Island

The "forgotten" borough where the only thing besides the massive pot holes that kill teens from ages 16-19...is boredom. The borough of parks, trash, cemeteries, pizzarias and the "Zoo" . Our Zoo has four goats and a monkey...literally. The borough where one house can go down, and 37 can fit in its place, where the hair is high and the I.Q. is low. The place that has the "Mall," where the over-sexed and cake-faced tweens infest. There's one Barns 'n Noble bookstore (for those who dare to look away from their sidekicks) and a Target wayyyy in the back (where we sweep it underneath some rugs so people don't classify us a suburban lost cause.)

Mike: So what are we hittin up first?
Sam: Mall, movies...yeah that's it.
Mike: (sigh) Staten Island.
Sam: Yeah...Staten Island.

by boredoutofmymind!!! March 22, 2007

state zitte

"State Zitte" is Italian for "shut up." It is pronounced "STAH-tay DZEE-tay." It comes from the Italian words "stare (STAH-ray)," meaning "to be" or "to stay," and "zitto (DZEE-toh)," meaning "silent." This particular conjugation can only be used when talking to a group of women.

When talking to a single male: Sta' zitto.
... a single female: Sta' zitta.
... a group of males: State zitti
... a group of females: State zitte.

Sta' zitta, stupid biotch.

by Hoobajoobalicious December 27, 2003

Penn State

A school with one of the most kick ass Greek Life systems ever. Not for the faint of heart.

Penn State Fraternity Row, aka the cultural capital of Greek Life in the United States

by ms4brendan November 1, 2018

United States of America

A great country that is heavily stereotyped, (just like every other country), contains 50 mostly good states, has one of the largest populations, has territories all around the world, and was founded on July 4, 1776 due to the writing of the Declaration of Independence followed by the American Revolution. Urban Dictionary probably isn't the best source to get information about it. For a more in-depth and unbiased opinion, look on Wikipedia

The United States of America is the land of the free and the home of the brave.

by Lucky_Is_Sucky November 30, 2011

Staten Island Girl

okay in live in staten island,and get this
im black! yes there are black people and i dont live on the north shore or in projects,omg right!..ugh
i dont talk with a accent,but i never got why its such a big deal that people here do
i have a northface and uggs but so what who doesnt these days,and i lived here my whole life and i dont really se any "orange" people walking around and im not saying theres not any sluts here because belive me there is but come on there is gonna be sluts anywhere you go.

city girl:omg! your from staten island?
me:yea im a staten island girl, and???
city girl:but your black...

by shortiiqotiit March 10, 2009

Florida State University

The greatest institution of higher learning in the state of Florida. Notable achievements include the 1993 and 1999 College Football Championships and two Heisman Trophy winners. Top ranked programs in business, social sciences, & arts and sciences. ALSO known as FSU

What did the FSU grad say to the UF grad? Will the defendant please rise.

by Bill May 2, 2004