squeeb

A small marijuana cigarette.

Man that squeebs not gonna get all of us high!

by citizensoldier71 January 31, 2004

potential squeeze

A lady friend (or male) whom is desired for sexual relations as a last resort, not necessarily through actual affection and attraction.

"I'm getting so sick of sleeping alone every night, I might have to get ahold of Connie Lingus, my potential squeeze."

by Dan & Matt October 20, 2008

squeeber

any rat sized, curly-haired dog; usually black in color; that has a severe sickening stinch; usually from puking and then rolling in it, or rubbing it's back in other animal spore and spawn. This odor is impossible to get rid of, regardless of baths, flea dips, or groomings.

Even after it's smim in the pool, you could smell the squeeber over the scented candle in the living room.

by Steve R June 25, 2005

Squeedge

to escape, ditch, leave.. to get out of a situation that isn't comfortable or you simply dont want to be in

kid 1 hangin out with annoying kid 2. kid 1 wants to leave cuz he does not want to be waisting his time with kid 2 so tells kid 2 "ehhh sorry, I gotta Squeedge."

by supershanchelsgabb July 21, 2009

squeed

1. Unknown bodily fluid.

2. A bodily substance of unknown origin.

Oh my God you squeeded all over me.
Shit, there is squeed all over the window.

by Eel Man October 7, 2016

Dit sqeeze

Meaning goofy, stupid, scared or fuck boy

"Man don't be such a dit sqeeze just ask Sara out."

by Will Krumholz August 26, 2011

suicide squeeze

A baseball term. Also the act being crushed to death whilst having sex with two very "large" ladies.

"Poor Bill, he was too young to die."
"That's what a suicide squeeze will get yah."

by rayjay October 20, 2004