soccerdomme

A hot soccer mom that is also a domme.

She is beyond MILF, she is a soccerdomme.

by soccerdomme August 17, 2011

soccer hole

A groupie who only goes after soccer players and those associated with soccer players.

Have you seen Latasha recently she is such a soccer hole.

by Tatertotters May 11, 2014

Soccer molesting

Soccer players that grab and feel up players of the opposing team to provoke them to shove, punch or kick them back, so the referee will pull a yellow or red card on the opposing player.

I can't believe that Brazillian player grabbed the butt of the American player to provoke him to elbow him back in front of the ref. he was totally soccer molesting the American. dirty player, play dirty, sneaky, soccer, World Cup, soccer ball

by joecoolthefool September 30, 2015

soccerie

When the sport is very inclined in soccer activity

Boy "that was so soccerie I could feel it"

by Chromali October 5, 2015

soccer drama

When relatively minor offense or injury causes an enormous amount of protest and commotion.

A male counterpart for drama queen. Something that a crybaby or fake may engage in.

Helen - Do we need to call 911? Joe sounds really hurt.
John - Don't worry, it is only a paper cut.
Helen - Got it. He is always good for a little soccer drama.

by jfburke619 October 22, 2015

soccer bop

When you get slapped across the face with a flaccid penis.

Dude- "Wow did you see that video of Christian soccer bopping that girl!"
Girl - " omg don't talk about that it was disgusting!"

by PoopyDick SmallWood April 19, 2016

Soccer

kicking a ball across grass and one person says "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!"

ITS LIKE TRYING TO KICK A SOCCER BALL IN A NET HELD BY POLES.

by Machomistydoggo February 26, 2017