Smurfing

Surfing the web via Smart Phone. Especially when working for a company with a Web Washer.

Q: What have you gotten done at work today?

A: I've been Smurfing the local news, sports sites, Fark. So I've gotten a lot done. Work? Not really.

by john E Wad September 24, 2009

Smurfing

The act of choking a female with a erect male member until her face turns blue.

Tristan; Dude, i totally was smurfing a bitch last night!

Max; Really?

Tristan; Yeah, she called me Papa.

by Scrobichrist March 21, 2016

smurf

Something so small that it has to be referred to by using lame 80's cartoon show charaters.

There's a smurf in my...er...your pants.

by Obi July 13, 2003

smurf

weird ass dude whos invisible and no one would even notice if they died the next day .;PLUS his jawline is non existent . and has so many pimples if y0u went to kiss him you would eat some of his pus. Also he lo0oks like shaggy from scooby doo with his non existent ass beard. ABSOLOUTELY HIDEOUS. But I must admit he has a nice ass but it kinda looks like he is wearing pampers

He looks like a wet dog!
Yeah such a smurf"

by preena patel November 30, 2021

smurfing

engaging in sexual activities or flirting with people younger than you.

what did you do this weekend?
i went smurfing with tp villain at that place where the 19 year olds drink with tpvillain

by tpvillain February 17, 2025

Smurfed

To be wet with water and then blasted with blue chalk meant for a chalk line tool.

Brian got Smurfed by the framing crew this morning for stealing their speed square .

by Allenrox79 September 7, 2018

Papa smurf

A want-to-be fuckboy that's hitting his golden years! Tries to be fly and dress in style. You can spot him by his gray or white hair. Needs everyones attention to feel good. Will lie and cheats to get what he wants from females. Takes them back to his place but can't keep it up long enough to satisfy anyone!

I wanted a fuckboy but I got a papa smurf. What a disappointment!

by $Illy $ally July 3, 2023