swamp slapshot

When you slap your penis hard against a girls vagina who has a bad yeast infection. It sounds similar to stepping knee deep in swamp mud.

Yo that biddy is totally sloppy, you can her that swamp slapshot from a mile away.

by office12 April 22, 2010

Tube-Slapping

Using social media sights, i.e. facebook, to post annoying, crappy or sometimes funny music videos (mostly ‘80s) from youtube to friends which you are “Slapping”.

“That Debbie Gibson video made for good Tube-Slapping.”

by rookoor March 25, 2011

prune slapped

Being surprised with an extremely dark and purple hickey, that looks as if someone threw a prune at your neck.
(Usually very difficult to cover up or hide.)

James: Dude what'd your girl do to your neck last night?

Nick: Yeah, I got prune slapped. Can't hide it.

James: That sucks. No pun intended.

by cheesemayo June 20, 2011

Skeet Slapped

To slap someone in the face with a used condom.

Jimmy got Skeet Slapped by Robby after he poked his girl.

by NORCALSTONER June 28, 2011

Sphincter Slapped

1. The act of being repetitively struck on the anus with devastating force.

2. Before preforming anal sex with a back door virgin, you spank her rectum to "tenderize" or "loosen" the anus for easier penetration

1 ex. "Yea man, last night at dinner Hillary got me Sphincter Slapped when she told my parents about my herion addiction."

2 ex. "While in bed with Hilary the other day i flipped her over and Sphincter Slapped her for anal preparation."

by DoppelBanger6969696969696969 July 6, 2011

Boot Slapper

Soldiers must dig a 12" cat hole with their entrenching tool to defecate in the woods. When you drop a turd too long and hard for the cathole you dug for it, it inevitably topples sideways onto your boot.

Q: Did everything come out all right?
A: it was a real boot slapper

by all american 82 July 8, 2011

What Slaps?

Another way of saying "What's up?" or "How's it going?"

Me: Ey bro, what slaps?
Friend: Nothing much, you?

by YubNub August 25, 2012