golden shower

To urinate on someone with the intention of humiliating them or sexually satisfying ones own twisted desires.

I gave her a golden shower.

by Craig Johnson May 13, 2005

Shower

Similar to sex. You take your clothes off, get your dick nice and wet, massage it till its nice and warm, and ejaculate your sperm thinking sexual things.

Tom took a shower today whilst thinking of a hot girl from school, the bathroom was filled with the sound of fapping for a minute, followed by a moan of pleasure as Tom jizzed all over himself.

by Tomfaptom July 12, 2009

shower

When a man already already has a big penis when flaccid, but when they have an erection it doesn't grow much larger.See grower

I know a man who is a shower, and his wife loves it.

by Jason Savage January 6, 2007

a shower

something billie eilish has never heard of

p1: yo billie u stink
billie: and what about it?
p1: take a shower
billie: lmao a what

by anonymous January 29, 2019

italian shower

Italian showers are when an someone who works construction hides a bottle $2 cologne in the glove compartment of their dirty construction vehicle. They do not go home after work and just go straight to the strip club and douse themselves in cheap cologne.

I only had time for an italian shower.

by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006

Italian SHOWER

Going out for a date without actually TAKING a shower, but strategically putting on DRAKKAR NOIR or some masking scent to the UMPTEENTH degree.

Yo, Paulie just took an Italian Shower

by Beetlejuice May 7, 2003

Shower-Attack

Attacking, Surprising or Stealing something from someone when they are in or getting out of the Shower.
A vulnerable time for most people, usually naked and unable to reach for a weapon for self-defense.

I can't believe the bitch Shower-Attacked me like Strauss-Kahn! Where is my wallet?

by Kingpin3 August 26, 2011