schmoofer

A very happy and beautiful daughter who loves to smile and laugh, who always wants play and never go to bed.

Look at schmoofer she is so cute

by anonymous December 22, 2020

schmoners

A sum of money, a large wad of cash.

Salary came in last week, schmoners in the bank. You know what the fuck going on.

by turbopooper February 5, 2021

schmoots

ssh - moots dirty smudges

The sunlight exposed more schmoots on the tiled floor after I mopped.

by UpNawht March 10, 2021

schmoig

The weird kid that eats whatever he can get

Do you see that schmoig eating the paper towels?

by Jaquavion Kendrick March 17, 2021

Schmoob

One with an inability to lose their virginity. Often due to a sexual or physical impairment.

“Hey, look at that schmoob over there!”
“What a loser. I bet he gets no bitches.”

by NecroTits March 22, 2021

Schmoove

Verb; Present tense
The action of one performing intercourse while riding a unicycle. Often causes extreme discomfort for both parties involved.

“Hey Jamie. Mind if I schmoove with you on our way to school?”

by NecroTits March 22, 2021

Schmoo

A yucky unwanted substance on an object.

There’s schmoo on my hat!

by Joce <3 Craig April 22, 2021