Pubic Scare

The quite frankly appallingly unkempt thatch of vaginal foliage which 'welcomes' an unfortunate traveller to the NEVER-EVER Regions of the female anatomy.

"....Let it be said that whilst Viscount Greaves III was well documented as the pioneer of Wokingham's industrial revolution and also noted in society as at the forefront of 19th Century liberal Reform, he did indeed drop a bollock when he uncharacteristically turned a blind eye to the hideous crop of Pubic Scare which punctuated Baroness Felonia's staff entrance. However this turned out to be the least of his worries, as he found out rather too late that Baroness Felonia's real name was Dênnis and 'she' had a penchant for 'Pâtisserie D'Orreilles' (See Aural Sex , 'Hearing Aids') ...
That was the last anyone heard of Viscount Greaves III..."
From 'Nose Sex Please - We're British! - A History Of High Profile British Sexual Blunders from 1745-1994 " By Someone in Ealing who wishes to remain anonymous

by Don Bastardo January 11, 2017

sex scarecrow

i am a sex scarecrow

vincent is very hot he is like a sex scarecrow

by sexscarecrow April 7, 2017

fair scare

When you scare someone back for scaring you.

Guy: Boo!

Girl: Ack!

Guy: It's only fair. You scared me first.

Girl: Okay. Agreed that is was a fair scare.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

hair scare

When the hair on your head is disheveled or unkempt in one way or another, and it takes you by surprise.

I had a hair scare this morning. And my solution was a hat.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

pump scare

when one is perusing omegle and happens upon a plethora of penile appendages

damn gina! i got the biggest pump scare of my life on omegle last night!

by gingerbreadwoman42069 March 8, 2019

paper scarecrow

weird little paper things that just hang around and stare at you. they're pretty useless but some people said that if you feed them corn meal they'll love you forever.

person one: i found a paper scarecrow
person two: ew throw it away

by leidensallergictoavacados May 2, 2019

hair scare

A bad haircut.

You have a hair scare on top of your head right now.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019