Shit Barometer

Instrument used to measure the shit pressure in the atmosphere. Used to anticipate a shit storm and potential influx of shit hawks; whom may either spread their shit or swoop down and take humans away to the shit nest.

"Do you know what a shit barometer is bubs?" "It measures the shit pressure in the atmosphere" "Your ears will implode from the shit pressure"

by Stall101 October 29, 2009

Shit Spackle

This is the shit that is caked onto different areas of the toilet and won't wash away after some lard ass releases a gas packed diarrhea load!

Every time that fatass uses our restroom, there's shit spackle in there for days

by Ed Bodine March 22, 2004

Shit got real

When a situation changes from the tame and quotidian to the unfamiliar and hazardous, shit gets real. Shit getting real can lead to unexpected and potentially life-threatening consequences. If you believe shit may soon become real, the best thing to do is to get real yourself by staying calm and maintaining an awareness of your surroundings.

"I noticed the guy walking behind me for several blocks was starting to close the distance between us. I made some unusual turns in an attempt to shake him. But he was still following, and was now in spitting distance. And then shit got real."

by Wyrdbyrd September 10, 2011

shit heap

when something is really quite bad, but instead of just saying shit you say shit heap.

'that cars a right shit heap' or

Car Salesman : 'I'm afraid its been sold'
Buyer : 'Oh well it was a right shit heap!'

by Freddie Saunders May 19, 2008

Shit's goin down

An expression used commonly to refer to a seemingly impending fight or confrontation that will usually result in someone or multiple persons getting the shit beat out of them. Often heard when one person insults another's mother or girlfriend and the man insulted enough is ready to flip.

He just hit on big Mike's girl.
Dude, shit's goin down.

by dawg47 May 31, 2010

Shit Attack

Violent and sudden onset of the shits. Usually at the most inconvenient time.

When someone is unknowingly given a laxative in a movie. See Van Wilder.

by Uncle Itchie December 4, 2003

Shit Hot Hooah!

Shit Hot Hooah is the Battle cry of the 8th Civil Engineer Squadron, known as The Legendary CE Red Devils at Kunsan Air Base in Korea. This motivational moral cry “Shit Hot Hooah” energizes a quiet room; it's a proud expression of what it is to be a Red Devil. From this meaning, we derive many synonyms such as motivated, energetic, outstanding, incredible, exceeds expectations and second to none. This word also is a punctuation of greatness. CE Red Devils! Shit Hot Hooah!

The Red Devil Squadron is "Shit Hot Hooah! or CE Red Devils!! Shit Hot Hooah. two ways to say it, same meaning.

by CE Red Devils March 6, 2015