Completely Canadian Race

The Completely Canadian Race is exactly what it sounds like. It takes things that Canadians are known for and is all put into one race. Basically the race is a group of skaters racing around a shoveled off piece of ice on a lake, river, or pond, while chugging a beer. You must have skates, hockey stick, one full beer. The brew must not leave your lips and you cant stop drinking. The winner is determined by whoever has the least amount of beer left in their bottle.

"To start off a great game of muck the other day, we had a Completely Canadian Race. Stuart got dummied so hard coming around the corner because he was being a dust and went the wrong way around the pond"

by Pretty Much Awesome December 25, 2009

Dry Lake Speed Racer

Getting jerked off by two girls.

Tom the plumber got dry lake speed racer'd over the weekend by two perfect 5's.

by adacoker May 25, 2010

Tuk Tuk Race

When you and your mate get hand jobs from two asian chicks at the same time and they race to finish you off.

Jimmy and I were in a hotel in bangkok and took home two birds from a night club.
After a few good goes, we needed to get firm again. When we realised they were both giving us hand jobs to get us hard again, I called out tuk tuk race, and they both went for it.

by Buck McGee August 20, 2013

pennsylvania drag race

A race to see who will cum (ejaculate) faster. Done without 'curves' or any type of actual intercourse , just masturbation.

"I was so drunk I had a Pennsylvania drag race with Kevin. He came first.

by thatogpranksta April 6, 2015

speed racer

a male who suffers from premature ejaculation, or simply ejaculates too quickly for the female's liking.

Rick's not a very good lover; he was such a speed racer, we began and finished during a commercial break.

by [e-mail] December 21, 2006

Race Play

Sexual role play between black and white men in which all political correctness (especially verbal) is abandoned in favor of sexual pleasure and fullfillment.

Racist Chic

Q: "You into race play?"
A: "Yeah, absolutely, love it?"

by jamaica55 July 18, 2009

jovan raices

1) ((LIAR)) and ((CHEATER))
2) dating a ((SKANK/HOOD-RAT)) like eleni letsou (also check out eleni letsou here on urban dictionary)
3) thinks he's cool cuz he's ((MEXICAN))
4) thinks he's cool cuz he has ((GLASSES))
5) ((CHEATS)) on all his girlfriends
6) makes that ((STUPID FACE)) when he thinks he's being slick (well guess what, he's not)
7) thinks he's totally ((SLICK))
8) has ((MESSED UP)) teeth
9) likes to think he's a ((PIMP))
10)ally holder's ((BITCH))
11)calls his dick ((FRED))

Synonyms:
fat
ugly
cheater
liar
cock sucker
cock sucking mother fucker
pussy
bitch
penis with ears
mexican bitch
mexican pussy
bitch-ass liar
the world's sloppy seconds
ugly mother fucker
'this man has no penis'
'this man has a pussy'
man whore
dumb fuck
dumb ass

me: u cheated on me with ally!
jovan: that's disgusting!
me: didn't stop you from being her fuck buddy before you started going out with me now did it?!
jovan: .....
me: uh huh...BITCH!! go fuck yourself!
jovan: .:walks away with nuttin to say like a lil pussy:.

by An Ex Girlfriend May 13, 2004