Poke the hamster

When beginning to activate your cognitive abilities. As if the hamster wheel in your brain is starting to work.

I cant remember! I need to poke the hamster

by Nurrit May 11, 2021

Tent poking

When someone with a boner (erection) hugs or spoons you and you feel something poking (pressing against) you.

I slept over at jakes house yesterday.
When we shared the bed he started "tent poking" me.

by ChrisMissSpecial July 29, 2020

poke

noun. 1. in reference to any amount of food, drink, drugs.

1. bitch, get off that joint and save me a poke.

2. too bad i ate all this pizza and didn't save jim a poke.

by d-man December 10, 2003

Poke

To dunk or slam a basketball.

I'm bout to poke on Shaq.

by Cap Peeler January 29, 2021

poke phone

when ur playing pokemon go and a fit girl walks past, so to not seem like a nerd u pretend to scroll and put ur phone to ur earand act like ur speaking yo someone famous

lonner: quick shaniqu is coming

lonner2: get out ur poke phones ladz ;)

by Bigb1gballer September 18, 2016

Denim Poke

Trying to fit your boner through a pair of skinny jeans, usually in the act of taking a pee, an almost impossible task

I pissed myself because I could not fix my denim poke

by MemeLord420/69 July 3, 2016

Poke a turtle's eye

When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo

Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?

-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now

by musicman1993 September 26, 2010