Park Ridge

An upper-middle-class suburb of Chicago, renowned for being full of dope-addicted teenagers and ineffective policemen.

Friend: How come you can always get bud/coke/shrooms so easily?
Park Ridgian: Because I live in Park Ridge, man.
Friend: Ah.

or:
Yeah, another kid OD'd, but it's Park Ridge, what do you expect?

by wooka wooka. November 5, 2005

Preferred Fatass Parking

The closest non-handicapped, actual parking space to a store. The exceedingly huge park here so as not to have to walk any distance that could be considered exercise. The next step is buying a handicapped placard and rolling around in a wheelchair purely for the sake of escaping fatigue caused from walking more than the 5 feet it usually takes to get to the refrigerator.

FAMF: OMG! LOOK AT THAT SPOT! IT'S CLOSER THAN THE HANDICAPPED PLACE!

Blob o' Fat: QUICK! HIT THAT SHIT!

FAMF: Dude, this is the best Preferred Fatass Parking ever.

Blob o' Fat: Seriously! Now hurry up, I want my fucking triple Quarter Pounder.

by Rawrasaurus January 20, 2007

park and bark

referring to performers who plant themselves in one spot and sing instead of moving around on stage.

1: He can't even put on a good show. There's no razzle, no dazzle. All he does is park and bark.

by Amadeus.Cho May 18, 2015

parked in goofy

When you park your car in a very large parking lot and have to practically take a tram to get back to it. Each section of the parking lot at Walt Disney World is labeled by character names, and Goofy is the section farthest from the ticket center. Similar to BFE.

Yeah, I got to school late again. I'm parked in goofy for the 3rd time this week.

by justageekboy May 13, 2006

Park City

An awesome ski town, where teenagers living there are starting to take for granite. Most of these kids have never experienced living somewhere else. It is a place where they get to ski for $100 a season, because they are a student, at Park City Mountain Resort. Enjoy mountain fresh air, and are able to do numerous activities that many people would kill to do. To these lost souls, I say stop bitching and take a look around you, if you don’t realize how lucky you are than get out.

Living in Park City is pretty sweet, could not think of a better place to live.

by D J S June 11, 2006

South park

The best show on telivision. Always makes fun of current events and society. During the Terri Schivo case, a south park was made (the psp episode), and when mexican immigration was at an all time high, they made an episode for that (the goobacks). The funniest episode is about the 2004 election. It makes fun of the election and PETA. South Park has four main charecters called Kenny, Stan Marsh, Kyle Brofloski, and cartman. Has won numerous emmy's and always stays fresh by adding new charecters. New charecters added have been Token, Jimmy, and Timmy. Old charecters that have died off were Ms. Choksondick and Ms. crabtree. It was created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

Stupid hippie: South park makes fun of conservitists, PETA, and is a bad influence for children. IT should be taken off of the air!

Me: Screw you, hippie!

by bigshow8891 December 28, 2005

South Park

A show that's way better than Family Guy.

Cartman owns your mom :)
South Park is hella fucking sweet. :D

by your mom is a dildo August 4, 2008