Jelly Phantom

One who smacks jelly on toast while staring into the eyes of thy enemies.

Person1:Hey man, who was that guy at the party smacking jelly?
Person2: I thought he was your friend
Person3:That wasn't a girl right?
Person2: Lets just call that creature, The Jelly Phantom

by Iwontusemyrealname_butitskaila March 27, 2017

phantom snort

The act of inhaling cremated ashes through the nostrils to reach a level of high.

Bro, I want to phantom snort you when you die cuz I love you so fucking much and I want you inside me

by Rocket_man16 July 03, 2019

Phantom Poop

when after anal sex, one feels the sensation of having to poop when they do not have to poop.

do you really have to poop, or is it just phantom poop.

by sirshitsalot96 February 28, 2021

Phantom Tongue

The feeling similar to a phantom limb when after you've made out with someone, you can still feel their tongue in your mouth.

Girl 1: Hey how was the party?
Girl 2: Eh, I still have a phantom tongue from when I made out with Joey .

by ?idk?definition January 06, 2016

Phantom Nutsack

When you rip your own balls off but still feel them being squeezed.

Babe when you tickle my empty gooch you're giving me crazy phantom nutsack

by The Nutsack Slinging Slasher October 28, 2021

western-phantom

An unorthodox grip in manual penile stimulation made popular by star trek, anime and perl fanboys in the early, late 20th century ('88-'92). The procedure is somewhat technical and involves depriving the user's weak hand of blood to the point that it becomes numb. The user then positions the effectively dead, or "strange" hand about the penis in such a fashion that the thumb and index finger of said hand are closest to the pubicle sack with respect to the glans. The "strange" hand is moved reciprocally toward and away from the glans until it stings with the tang of reperfusion or the female-borg-picture becomes sticky somehow.

"After I banged out that packet streamlining protocol on my p815 with shadow-masking, I totally got a handy from this chick at the Final Fantasy convention...her name was western-phantom. I promised myself I wouldn't cry..."

by Q Roberts January 02, 2008

phantom reading

When you’ve read an entire book but can’t remember a single thing that it said.

In school I was phantom reading.

by Kanonymous123 March 18, 2018