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Phantom Flow

That monthly feeling you get when you haven't had your period in years.
" I must be about to Phantom Flow. I'm all bloated and sh*t!
Phantom Flow by Jaelless October 25, 2025

The Phantom of the Opera

An award winning musical composed by Andrew Lloyd Webber. The story, based on the French novel by Gaston Leroux, is of a hideously disfigured genius who lives under and Opera house in Paris in the late 19th century. It's a love story between this man- the Phantom (or Erik, in the novel), Christine, and her friend -and soon fiance-, the wealthy and attractive Raoul. The soundtrack to the Phantom is unlike most other Broadway-style musicals. The songs, including the Overture, Angel of Music, The Mirror, The Phantom of the Opera, Prima Donna, All I Ask of You, Masquerade, The Point of No Return, and Down Once More/ Track Down This Murderer, have more of a classical, opera-like feel to them, making good use of an orchestra and having intense vocal scenes. It is currently (in the year 2012) the longest running musical on Broadway and still achieves high ratings from critics. It is by far my favorite musical, and greatly surpasses the movie on all levels in my own personal opinion.

inescapable phantom 

When you take a large or smelly shit, and the smell follows you for the rest of the evening.
My inescapable phantom kept me from gitting laid.

Ass Phantom 

To grab someone's ass in such a way, that it seems like an accident, but isn't.
Ass Phantom by SchwarzerWind September 1, 2003

Eazy Phantom 

1. A YouTuber Who Eats Death Metal For Breakfast

2. A Secret Irish Celebrity
That Eazy Phantom Fag is Eating Again
Eazy Phantom by ImEros November 1, 2019

Chinese Phantom

International university students who are usually from China or East Asia (but can also be from other parts of the world), who live in halls of residence with other students and stay in their rooms all day, don't socialise (apart from at Phantom gatherings) and often don't even introduce themselves to fellow flat mates.

On the odd occasion you may see a Phantom poke their head out of their door, however if they see any sign of human life they quickly retreat back in to the realms of their Phantom cave.

Usually you only get one Phantom every couple of flats, but for those unlucky people who are stuck in a flat full of them, our hearts go out to you.
"Hi John how are your flat mates then?"

"Not too bad, but I have a couple of Chinese phantoms, I never see them, they just stay in their rooms all day and never come out!"