Shane Parker

A „young“ reading teacher with a unusually huge nose

student 1: bruh shane parker has a huge nose
student 2: yeah he’s pinocchio

by …????? April 14, 2022

redneck truck parade

Big trucks with Trump flags rallying together acting tough playing Lee Greenwood

I woke up this morning due to a redneck truck parade driving by playing proud to be an American. Assholes

by bhrules November 5, 2020

Parade Gay

In gay society there are several "social" rankings, much like traditional Hindu Castes, that form Homo-Society. At the top of these rankings is the classification Parade Gay. This means you are so gay that not only are you in the closet but the clothes in that closet are described as "fabulous". Put simply, you are so gay that you could be featured in a parade, hence Parade Gay.

Myles:"Dude I fucking love the band Queen"
Trey: "Bro Queen was super Parade Gay"
Myles:"No they weren't"
Trey: "Yes they were and therefore so are you"

by OperationOpposition April 30, 2009

Paramedic

A person who successfully completes the two required semesters at a community college in order to obtain an EMT-Intravenous therapy license. The person then proceeds to complete an additional three semesters to become an EMT-Paramedic. Followed by over 1500 hours of clinical time in various operating rooms, emergency rooms, and ambulance services. The Paramedic is trained in all basic EMT skills, pharmacology (over 200 medications), endotracheal intubation, blood collection for ABGs, trauma/medical assessment, intra osseous medication infusion therapy, and many other skills. The Paramedic is ACLS, PALS, and PHTLS certified.

Paramedic: "This patient's in cardiac arrest. I'm going to need someone performing correct chest compressions, someone needs to draw up drugs, someone needs to get on the monitor, and I need IV access. This patient's in ventricular fibrillation. Draw up 1 mg of epinephrine and prepare to defibrillate at 200 joules biphasic."

by Paramedic 9224 April 25, 2013

paracetamoxyfrusebendroniomicin

A wonder drug used to cure the common cold and being struck by lightning

(from song of the same name) .....paracetamoxyfrusebendroniomicin, it can cure the common cold and being struck by lightning...

by Sam()() January 23, 2008

Parked off

Few meanings;

To hide something, To get drunk, To get high or To get so drunk and/or high you get lost and end up sleeping in a random place (parked off).

Dave: Who's getting parked off tonight ?

Richie: Wouldn't mind getting parked off tonight.
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Kierzy: Getting out of this house, Gettin parked off.

Dave: Cool story bro.

by Dave Dub August 17, 2011

Parker

A fucking cancerous person who literally fucks your day right in the ass.

WOW !that kid is a fucking parker , always being annoying and shit.

by Linksor September 23, 2016