Why y’all never let people publish shit?

Lame af

“Why y’all never let people publish shit?”

stop being stingy.

by richprincess February 13, 2020

I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!

Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.

by Hym Iam November 03, 2022

who should have never been born

gingers

who should have never been born : gingers

by big boy movessss May 29, 2020

Fivever never and love fourever

A manner of respectfully expressing that someone's wish is so far out of the realm of possibility that you won't even be considering it not for one minute.

Friend 1: Can we please stop at Dutch Bro's on the way out of town?
Friend 2: Fivever never and love fourever

by Ligma Sig Malone April 29, 2024

never november

never november is when you pretend that November never exists

per 1 : happy thanksgivi-
per 2 : what's thanksgiving
per 1 : silly you it's november 25

per 2 : but it's never november...
per 1 : oh....

by Gingerbright October 21, 2021

NEVER WASTE CREATIVITY

Aka N.W.C is a way of life whatever talent(s) god blessed you with share it 🌏💯

Aka N.W.C is a way of life whatever talent (s) god blessed you with share it Never waste creativity

by Muller December 24, 2016

never never

A dreamlike utopia, usually regarded dismissively. See J.M. Barrie's "Peter Pan"

Until someone comes up with some never never customer interface, we'll just have to limp along with our kludges and workarounds.

by Blacklake July 31, 2017