Martha

Abnormal, plan changer, weirdo, a person that sees no wrong in herself

Please can you look after eadie tonight and I'll take her to school in the morning....
Ok
Can you take her to school instead?
No
You're abnormal
Excuse me???
You're the Martha here

by Ann1mac October 4, 2017

Martha

She is a popular girl for either being kind or mean you wouldn’t want her as a best friend because she will most likely let you down and her looks are regular not gorgeous but not ugly.

“Wow Martha’s so popular”

“Ugh Martha left me to hangout with the boys”

by Martha sucks October 9, 2020

Swedish Wal-Mart

Any Ikea. It may be Swedish, but it's still Wal-Mart.

"I just got a bargain on press board furniture and cinnamon cookies at Swedish Wal-Mart!"

by General Nuisance September 26, 2008

K-Mart

for *PLAYERS ONLY* see; kmart just another place to go

swing thrugh slow so you dont miss any thing

by OnyxO September 4, 2004

Marta Idea

An idea that was VERY poorly thought out. Usually the first thing that comes to mind.

Example 1:
Marta: Hey guys let's all be the Wizard of Oz for Halloween! Friend 1 can be Dorothy, I'll be the Lion, Friend 2 can be the tin man, and Friend 3 can be the scarecrow!
Friend 2: No. And you forgot Friend 4, Friend 5, and Friend 6. 'Tis a Marta Idea.

Example two:
Marta: Hey guys for Friend 1's birthday let's surprise her with a party at the mall!
Everyone: Ok...sounds reasonable...
Marta: I'll be there with her and we'll see you there kthxbai.
*Day of Surprise*
Marta: Hey guys I told Friend 1 about the surprise, but she'll act surprised. And yea sorry, I can't make cupcakes. And she's getting bored. You all ruined this surprise.
*2 hours later*
Marta is no where to be found. She and Friend 3 have disappeared into the mall, leaving everyone else.

Friend 1: WORST BIRTHDAY EVER WHOEVER PLANNED THIS IS STUPID OMG I'M GONNA GO CRY.

Everyone: 'Tis a Marta Idea.

by Friend of a Friend of Friend 1 July 31, 2011

Martha

An alcoholic woman who only drinks, because her husband can’t stop drinking. When they’re both drunk all hell is loose. They both can’t handle alcohol. Especially Martha, who hates to admit she’s the worst kind of drunk. A suicidal drunk. She also claims to be bisexual and threatens to leave her husband for a woman. But nobody sees that happening, because she’s a hypocrite. One day she loves women and the next she’s over them. I really just wish these two can figure out that they are not soulmates and just split already.

Jake: Bro I’m so Martha right now!
Mike: How many beers did you drink?

Jake: 4

Mike: Yeah..... you need to stop drinking now.

by CurrentlyDepressedTrainwreck July 2, 2019

Martha

A not nice girl who you think is your friend but in reality, she will just let you down and hang out with some boys like colin or Ryan something like that.

Martha: sorry but I think it is better if we are not friends.
Me: oh don't worry honey everyone wants to say that about you too.

by les be lit November 5, 2019