town mooch

A very strange, confused, socially retarded (possibly mentally retarded) person who has nothing better to do apart from to wander aimlessly around the town centre all day making everybody who comes into contact with them feel slightly worried.

Not to be confused with a tramp/hobo, town moochers usually are fairly clean and probably have a small flat somewhere possibly even a job and/or a fellow town mooching partener/family.

Oh my days! Here comes that family of town moochers, why does the mum always wear a crash helmet?"

"Hey mate, if you don't stop hanging around town every day, people gonna start calling you a town mooch"

by tommo55555 October 21, 2009

Make fun of people with J names month

This month goes from December 25th to January 25th. During this month, you are allowed to make fun of people with names which begin with the letter J

Joe: Today Is Going to be a good day!
Mike: Loser
Joe: Oh no, it’s Make fun of people with J names month :(

by JellyfishEater December 24, 2022

Black history Month

A time when everyone is suspected of being racist

Mr. Brown tried to get on his students level by relating to the black kids as his piers. For months he said "sup Homie" before class and the students were fine. Come black history month, he was sued and thrown in jail for being a racist bully.

by Sscps February 13, 2015

Cock mooch

A cock mooch is someone who mooches for the cock. They mooch around to get cocks, no matter what size, color, and cleanliness.

You are a cock mooch!
That girl is a cock mooch.

by Mjc2016 January 14, 2017

hug a furry month

a month where you dont hug furries, but you hug them with your remington shotgun

furry: heyyy, its national hug a furry month :3333
chad: *pulls out remington*
furry: WHAT THE FU--
chad: *epically shoots furry, troll face ensues*

by joe rogan fan 3 February 1, 2021

moith

A mixture of the words "moist" and "girth". These words are perceived by many as the two foulest words in the english language. They may bring unpleasant images to mind, and when mixed together, "moith" is born.

Look at Britney Spears's moithy thighs, they are bouncing.

by W Morgan December 2, 2007

Moochie

1. A last resort insult that should only be used if the opposing arguer is a friend and you're not actually mad at eachother. Usually ends the insulting with laughter and/or confusion. Either way its pretty freaking funny.

2. A stupid person in a cute way.

3. A japanese dessert (moochi).

1. guy 1 - Moron! guy 2 - Idiot! guy 1 - Loser! guy 2 - Buttface! guy 1 - Moochie!! guy 2 - ...WTF was that man?? *rolls on ground laughing*

2. Girl 1 - Dude, Martin just ran into that table!
Girl 2 - What a moochie.

3. Dang this moochi's good!

by Manderina October 10, 2005