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Guatemalan Handshake

A handjob in which Latin American/Mexican dressings/condiments are used as lube. I.E. salsa, guacamole, sour cream, hot sauce (if you're kinky) etc.
I was with this totally hot puerto rican chick last night.

Dude, did you bang her!?!

Nah, but she did give me a Guatemalan handshake.
by Dr. Raylove November 7, 2011
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Manchester Handshake

Two people greeting each other with a hug, while simultaneously reaching around to steal their wallets from the back pocket.
Never met each other before, and they both went in with a manchester handshake!
by Barry Sprout November 16, 2013
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ninja handshake

A handshake involving many complex movements, but no one ever sees it because, as mentioned in the title, it is considered to be ninja-like, therefore cannot be seen.
Did you see their handshake?!

Of course not; it's a ninja handshake.
by mads1103 November 29, 2013
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Milwaukee Handshake

Where two individuals touch genitals to relieve stress and boost morale.
Hey Eric, I heard you gave Bonnie a Milwaukee Handshake last night, congrats!
by Ephayes May 5, 2015
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huckleberry handshake

While you are balls deep down a girls throat, you jerk yourself off gripping the outside of her throat
She has no gag reflex. I was able to do the huckleberry handshake with no problems.
by huckleberry handshake October 3, 2015
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internal handshake

The rare act of shaking hands with another man, within another mans anus. Requires at least 3 friends.
Adam had been gaping his arse hole for months so that James and Steve could perform
the elusive 'internal handshake'.
by James the bummer April 18, 2016
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Morton handshake

When you meet a girl soo slutty and easy she sucks you off within minutes of meeting *bit like the school bike everyone gets a ride*
Wow that girl I met last night was so slutty she introduced herself with a Morton handshake before I had a chance to get her name
by Scrappy001 September 18, 2016
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