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History is what the Japanese word hi-su-to-ri sounds like. A real word, it is short for hysterics, usually utterd when someone loses his cool and makes an un necessary outburst.
It is spoken without inflection, or you become Hi-su-to-ri too!
Hey, that is my pizza!
History! (Hi-su-to-ri!) Just get another one from the box!
by Tony Kessler August 24, 2006
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Canada's History

When a man is sexing a woman in the anus and his penis becomes covered in shit. He then pulls out his penis and jizz's in her eye, she than in return pisses in his mouth, which is already filled with mentoes and diet coke
Guy: o man i showed Cindy Canada's history last night!
Guy 2: ew dude fuckin gross
by Sendalay February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

When 5 guys ejaculate into an exact replica of the Stanley cup and mix it with maple syrup. They then proceed to have sex with a woman who must sing "O Canada" while chugging the cup of Sperm. They all must wear moose antlers and all the guys will have Canadian flags hanging out their anuses.
Oh my god! Jimmy, John, Jack, Jose, and Juan all pulled a full Canada's History on Susie last night. She drank the whole cup!!!
by Wolfi3000 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

1. A depraved sexual act.

2. When three obese men sit around a woman and fart in her face.

3. A sexual act where two grandma's dressed as Hitler fuck eachother's asshole with a double-edged dildo.

4. When two hermaphrodites have double-gay sex
1. "Look at that girl! I want to educate her in Canada's history!"

2. "I heard Lucy knows Canada's history." "Yea, shes a Canadian"

3. "Damn Canadian Parliament's website pop-ups! I don't want to subscribe to the website Canada's History. I don't like granny sex or Hitler"

4. "I found some good Canada's history. The double gay kind."
by V. Ege February 4, 2010
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Writers of history

The phrase “writers of history” refers to illegitimate historians who falsely document historical events. Usually, this is done to portray their own group/country in a more positive manner. These illegitimate historians may also erase historical documentation or portray another group/country in a negative manner.

Broadly, this is in the definition of Historical negationism. Generally, when a group is conquered by another and has the resources to to tell the history these “writers of history” go into effect.
The Roman Empire swiftly conquered the nations around it. As it spread, the writers of history spread false information about its many wars and atrocities as being justified. The most foul crimes were merely lost to history while its adversaries fight was distorted and set in stone.
by DrAccius June 5, 2021
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Canada's History

A vile sexual act involving the Stanley Cup, a moose head, and maple syrup. The cup is filled with maple syrup, then doused upon the moose head, giving it a slippery, lubricated feel. You can figure out the rest.
We were looking to spice things up, so we tried Canada's History. I can never look at her the same.
by ColbertNation14 February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

the most absolutely depraved sex act one can imagine. it involved caribou antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Man: Dude, my girlfriend and I got a crash course in Canada's History last night.
Friend: Oh, THAT'S why you smell like maple syrup.
by ihavrocketlegs February 4, 2010
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