Canada's History

A vile sexual act involving the Stanley Cup, a moose head, and maple syrup. The cup is filled with maple syrup, then doused upon the moose head, giving it a slippery, lubricated feel. You can figure out the rest.

We were looking to spice things up, so we tried Canada's History. I can never look at her the same.

by ColbertNation14 February 05, 2010