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heavy

he's dead
spy: HEAVY IS DEAD!!
heavy: I'M DEAD!?
everyone: shh you are dead
by ifyoureadyouarestupid February 1, 2023
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Heavyweight Champ

Unlike in wrestling, a heavyweight champ masters high tolerances of alcohol
Marybeth: “Yo, did you see how wasted Jane got last night?”
Brenda: “Ya, she’s no heavyweight champ.”
by AnnaHelterbrand February 4, 2023
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Heavygoat

The mighty goat who had to defeat the evil Lightsheep. In a distant land, nestled in the heart of a sprawling valley, there lived two powerful animals who ruled the other creatures of the land. The first was a mighty goat known as Heavygoat, feared and respected by all who knew him. The second was a cunning and malicious sheep known as Lightsheep, who sought to overthrow Heavygoat and rule the valley for herself.
For many years, Heavygoat and Lightsheep lived in a tense and uneasy peace, each vying for power and influence. However, when Heavygoat refused to bow to Lightsheep's demands, she declared war on him and his followers, intent on destroying them once and for all.

The battle was fierce and brutal, with both sides suffering heavy losses. Heavygoat used his massive horns to charge and slam into Lightsheep's army of sheep, while Lightsheep's evil tactics and cunning strategies proved to be a formidable opponent. The battle raged on for days, with neither side gaining the upper hand.

As the sun began to set on the third day of the battle, Heavygoat rallied his remaining forces and launched a final assault on Lightsheep's stronghold. The two sides clashed in a furious melee, with horns clanging and the ground trembling beneath their hooves.

In the end, it was Heavygoat who emerged victorious, goring Lightsheep with a single, mighty blow. The valley was bathed in a brilliant light, and the other creatures of the land cheered as Heavygoat emerged victorious.

From that day on, Heavygoat ruled the valley with a fair and just hand, ensuring that all creatures, including Lightsheep's army of sheep, were treated with respect and equality. The battle between Heavygoat and Lightsheep became a cautionary tale, a reminder of the dangers of unchecked ambition and the importance of strength and justice in times of war.
by Impostor (sus) March 10, 2023
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Heavy Beanage

A term used to describe a negative or bad experience or occurance
That is some heavy beanage
by Legitmorris March 10, 2023
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Heavy weapons guy

A big guy with a cool hat, just look at his hate.
His weapon is Sasha and costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds.
Scout: Maybe eat a salad next time, heavy weapons guy, ya fatty
Heavy: Shut up scout, Spy is your dad
by Broman memedude March 21, 2023
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Heavy

Definition 1: Something isn’t good
Definition 2: something is good
Definition 3: someone is a hard kid
Definition 4: someone is soft

All depends on the term & tone it is used in
-Definition 1-
Person1: my mum died last night
Person2: heavy

-Definition 2-
Person1: have a look at tha fitty
Person2: wah she’s heavy her

Or

Person1: tha chippy was heavy
Person2: Init

-Definition 3-
Person1: imma wig tha James
Person2: nah he’s a heavy kid him

-Definition 4-
Person1: imma go have a bifter
Person2: heavy kid you smoking Richmond’s
by YourMarSellsMajorPolly March 31, 2023
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Heavy Chain

“that was a really deep thought man, heavy chain”.
by starf1shh May 27, 2023
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