The biggest faggot jerkoff shitfest in the entire world. There are
130 teams but only 3 or 4 ever compete for a championship. 95% of the teams have absolutely no shot at competing ever because there is no draft, no contracts, no trades, and
absolutely nothing that these teams can do against the 3 or 4 teams that all the good players decide to go to. It's almost the exact same goddamn teams every fucking year in and year out and it's the most godawful boring horseshit. On top of all of that, their playoffs are determined by a system of VOTING! Because of all of this horseshit, only retards like college football. This means college football is predominately big in the South. This is a perfect system for these stupid fucking redneck
pieces of shit because they hate
everybody else in the country that's not in the South so when their
football team wins in their corrupt unfair horseshit games, they feel as if they are superior to the rest of the country. They have small, tiny penises so when their favorite team beats an inferior team with no chance of ever competing 84-7 on a throwaway Saturday, it makes them feel better about their micro-weewees. There are a lot of dumb things that exist in this fucked up world, but college football is the biggest crock of horseshit that has ever existed and college football fans that view it as a legitimate product are the biggest faggot pieces of pathetic shit on this fucking Earth. Fuck college football
"hey Central Florida went undefeated! They played 13 games and won all 13 games!" - Kyle
"
That's great, too bad they lost" - Stan
"How did they lose? They won every game they played!" - Kyle
"Yeah but the selection committee voted that they weren't good enough to
make the playoffs, so another team won the National
Championship" - Stan
"But they won their bowl game!" - Kyle
"Bowl games don't mean shit" - Stan
"Wow this sure is stupid, but atleast we helped our football program!" - Kyle
"Actually, now that UCF is good, nobody is going to agree to play them so the school is going to make less money now" - Stan
"Wow college football is the most retarded fucked up horseshit! Who the fuck likes this crap!?" - Kyle
"Southerners, the only people retarded enough to think its worth watching" - Stan
"Oh that makes sense" - Kyle
Fuck college football
