Female

magical creatures that can bleed for a week without dying.

my week is almost up!
week of what?
My period, silly. i am a female.

by Smile_If_You're_PissedX) February 6, 2010

Female camel bump

The awkward bump women have over their pubic bone.
Usually seen when they wear tights/leggings

WOahh Bobbi has a huge FCB " Female camel bump "

next time she should wear a longer shirt to cover that shit...

by Ai Gro EG January 29, 2012

Female

A creation by god with a mindset to destroy all men

Son: "Why did God create females?"
Dad: "Because hopes and dreams don't crush themselves"

by blackguywithallthefriends December 15, 2013

1-10 female rating scale

The way men use to rate women on sexiness. Usually is based on the woman's tits or ass.
Abv. 1-10

"Man that B is high on the 1-10 female rating scale"

by Wheat boi September 25, 2016

Female Freshman Syndrome

Female Freshman Syndrome is the realization from women after they get to college they they are not just going to walk into Mr. Right on the first day of classes, this usually happens around finals first semester, and leaves the women in a very emotionally exposed state an will turn many a good girl into a crazy slut.

Jenny thought she would find her future husband as soon as she got to college. When finals came up freshman year, she contracted Female Freshman Syndrome and realized that this wouldn't happen. She is now one of the craziest girls in the whole class

by Guytiredofthisshit December 7, 2013

Jordan (female)

Jordan is a girl who will play any guy that likes her. She could give 0 fucks about someone who has a crush on her. She likes to have a crush on a guy she has no chances with. When she does date someone she acts like but doesnt have feelings for her bf. When she dates someone she will still have a crush on a guy she has no chances with.

Jordan (female)
Guy1: I think I have a crush on jordan.
Guy2: She will play you like a toy.

by Jordanhater#1 October 28, 2019

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

Negative nine.
No matter what, DO NOT BANG!
you have been warned.

Chad: I might be drunk, but that girl looks hot.
Steve: Dude, she scores a 1-10 Female attractiveness scale. stay away.
Chad: I'm going for it.
Steve: Don't do it man. It's not worth it.
Chad: *dies of extreme disgust the next morning*

by DrFuxyaraw September 15, 2016