Fat Bait

Fat bait is the extra friend you bring on nights outs in order to distract the extra friends on groups of girls

Hey Nathan, Should we bring Tom as Fat Bait?

by ThisShitIsMyPseudonym February 14, 2016

Fat Gilbert

You shit inside a sock and smack someone in the face with it!! lmfao!

The other day i froze my fat gilbert and hit my redneck fuck head friend in the face!

by Farmer Garza March 22, 2010

Fat fart

A fart expelled by a living being which weighs more than 200 pounds.

My aunt fat farted last night, it was terrible.

by Stephan J. August 18, 2014

Fat Chested

A fat girl that would be flat chested if she were skinnier but has "tits" only because she is overweight. Based on her fatness, if she were a guy, the same "breasts" would appear. The Fat Chested girl is totally oblivious to the fact that she doesn't have actual "boobs" and stops at nothing to show off her "jugs".

"Daniella pleeeaaze, you don't even have tits, you're just Fat Chested. If you dropped forty pounds your chest would look like my little brother's back."

by Party Crashers October 12, 2009

fat ma

Your vagina 🐱

Chill out fat ma, You acting a fool today

by Just TheDefiniton December 03, 2018

fat elvis

eating a cheeseburger while taking a shit and recieving oral pleasure all at the same time

Jane gives the best fat elvis' in town!

by kenny July 28, 2004

Fat Day

(n) a day where you feel fat. its not your period...its not that mcflurry and vodka you mixed together last night, its just a fat...day..

-you feel like an oompah loompah trapped inside of the Pepperidge Farm. but its okay, cuz everyone has them.

-just grab a pair of sweats and one of those t-shirts you

you got for free at your soccer camp...and lets rock

these rolls, baby!

Amelita "eww..whats she wearing?"

Carlos "her sweats and a soccer shirt!"
Amelita "ohhh...."
(together) "FAT DAY!!! WOOOHOOO!!!"

by loompadydoompah March 09, 2010