Eli the shithead

Eli the shithead is a 7th grader at JFK Middle school who loves rubber bands. He also is very very stinky. He goes to the bathroom to go shit twice every single period.

ELI! THIS IS YOUR 5TH TIME TODAY, GO TO YOUR SET

Eli, stop taking my rubber bands!

Eli the shithead, get away from my rubber bands!!

Eli, stop shitting on the desk!

by doodlevr June 6, 2022

Ely

Ugly

Girl: Ely is ugly

by itchyfatcock April 8, 2020

Eli crackrock

A young agricultural cracked out gypsy. Great on his feet. Even sweater in the sheets.

Eli crackrock is comin to get ya

by Eli crackrock May 25, 2023

Eli

An Eli is the best person in the world to everyone to be lucky enough to know him. Nobody does it better.

Eli you really are the best in the world!

by MizerE November 22, 2021

Eli

Eli is a name for a man.Eli is a good looking boy who is smart, funny and athletic.He is trustworthy and a good friend to keep in your life.

Eli is so funny!

by UrbanDictionary.gov November 23, 2021

Elis

Immortal and godly. Likes to look at the weak mortals. Has won 2 olympic golds medals in olympic weightlifting. He is 10/10 in everything. JoJo is the best anime he says. So it must be true

Pray to god aka Elis now.

by ElisJoestar September 10, 2020

Eli fortnite

ELI FORTNITE IS THE GREATEST FORTNITE PLAYER EVER HE IS BETTER THAN NINJA

OMG IS THAT ELI FORTNITE I WANNA EAT HIS TILTED TOWER

by CHILD._. December 5, 2023