Excess time spent in an airplane bathroom leading other passengers to think that you were making a stinky. Typically any time over 3 minutes for a male and any time over 10 minutes for a female.
I got hung up in the bathroom trying to squeeze out an air biscuit and the hot girl sitting next to me picked up on my dump delay. It looks like, I'll be joining the Mile High Club solo.
by Monkey Mcluvin January 22, 2009
Get the Dump Delaymug. by bebopinator December 27, 2011
Get the Skunk and Dumpmug. A shit so massive it goes from one end of the spectrum to the other. It typically starts off as a dry, hard bowel movement and ends in diarrhea.
Person 1: I was on the toilet for 20 minutes...
Person 2: Constipated?
Person 1: Nah, just took a rainbow dump... It kept coming.
Person 2: Constipated?
Person 1: Nah, just took a rainbow dump... It kept coming.
by Ark-7 February 29, 2012
Get the Rainbow Dumpmug. When you have to pee very bad and can't get to a restroom so you padlock and let loose in your ass to hold it until you make it to the bathroom so you can shit it out like diarrhea. This may dislodge fecal matter and come out in spurts causing your ass to have a machine gun effect while shitting.
Levi what the hell happened to your toilet? Joseph you won't believe this. I couldn't make it home in time so I padlocked and pissed in my ass. As soon as I got home I couldn't hold it in my ass any longer and ended up hydro dumping all over the toilet.
by I Am The Ferrett January 9, 2020
Get the Hydro Dumpmug. -noun a pile of shit given forth by the small oval headed kid named johnny.
-verb when you go to someone elses house and you feel like beating off from hot girls around you and you ask to go to the bathroom for more than an hour where you proceed to give yourself a blumpkin while thinking of the girl you saw. You then jizz in the toilet and shit on it, this is the roump dump
-verb when you go to someone elses house and you feel like beating off from hot girls around you and you ask to go to the bathroom for more than an hour where you proceed to give yourself a blumpkin while thinking of the girl you saw. You then jizz in the toilet and shit on it, this is the roump dump
Man I went to Louis's house the other day and I swear Nick took a roump dump to Pamela!!!
Dont ever take roump dumps to Nikki cause she gets off to that!
Dont ever take roump dumps to Nikki cause she gets off to that!
by The219greekman June 9, 2010
Get the Roump Dumpmug. When one is in the middle of an act with a preferably big audience and cannot hold in one's feces. To release the individual's feces they are forced to squat on stage and release their feces into their delicates.
Brian forgot to take his anti-diarrheal but the show must go on.
Brian: *squats on stage*
Susie: What are you doing!?
Brian: Taking a theatre dump.
Audience: *laughs*
Brian: *squats on stage*
Susie: What are you doing!?
Brian: Taking a theatre dump.
Audience: *laughs*
by cookiemonsterthepimp November 5, 2019
Get the Theatre Dumpmug. Act in which an individual releases any bad feelings, traumas, events that marked his life in a bad way or other situations towards another person, usually friends or close people. Typically, brain dumping gets used to release anger, sadness, etcetera.
Person 1: Usually when things go to best to worse, I log on forums full of people I don't know and start brain dumping all over people that don't know me and make them my therapists.
Person 2: Fuck you saying.
Person 2: Fuck you saying.
by yappestyapper July 19, 2023
Get the Brain dumpingmug.