Not to be confused with the Apprentice Douchebag. Just as there is always a bigger villain behind the scene so to is a bigger douchebag. Usual signs that a primary douchebag is in the area is usually the annoyed feelings you get from the crowd around you. It is always the person who makes everyone at a party feels mad as hell.
by HourglassMage February 25, 2012
A really good person, is one of the most famous helpers of all time (real). Has good friendship with pretty much all the staff, except koleg.
Bruno: can we demote some of the inactive helpers?
Poly: ok im demoting bored and whispy.
Bruno: we need new helpers
Poly: i will give douchebag raping helper cus hes epic!!!!!!!!!!!
Poly: ok im demoting bored and whispy.
Bruno: we need new helpers
Poly: i will give douchebag raping helper cus hes epic!!!!!!!!!!!
by douchebag raping January 28, 2021
while waiting for a bus, this person is stopped by everyone even little old ladies, and is told to go fuck yourself...carmol douchebag!
by isuhyou90 June 6, 2011
by Dicksucker299 May 29, 2014
by Little guy 02 August 27, 2021
Dogma and idiosyncrasies of the socially manufactured zombies caught up in the zeitgeist of its contemporary, tabloid celebrity culture. The ideology behind douchebagism could be summarized as the entirety of the ideas and opinions found within the ”impulse buyers” magazine rack at any given supermarket‘s checkout counter, condensed into a lifestyle, à way of life to aspire to, with its own set of internal rules, and it’s own set of values.
by Boro1976 October 24, 2019
The act of detecating in a condom, tying a knot at one end, freezing it and thawing half so it is a half frozen half liquid condom and then proceeding to use that as a dildo
by Dezzuh February 8, 2023