Double douchebag

Two pricks that are douchebags

Ah crap the Double douchebag's are here

by Eden0phoenix November 27, 2021

Douchebag

A bag which is used for keeping a Douche. So you can clean your vaginal or anal cavity.

Have you seen my Douchebag? It's fully dry and ready to be put away.

by Swiftyoldboy January 23, 2023

Douchebag

A douchebag is both arrogant and disingenuous, but the term does not denote any particular level of intelligence or lack thereof, nor does it denote any degree of abrasiveness or lack thereof. A douchebag is always unaware that he is a douchebag.

Chuck Todd is a douchebag.

by Bbag05 October 19, 2020

douchebag

Anyone who is literally complete trash at life and doesn't realize it yet. This person acts as if they aren't a total shit on a stick.

That Marcos kid is a complete douchebag

That douchebag should be put in a prison where he is prodded with a stick until he learns to shut the fuck up

by Mikkeeiscool March 25, 2017

Schrödinger's Douchebag

A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.

Dude 1: I think this DEI shit is getting way stupid!
Dude 2: Are you kidding me? You think it's stupid to give oppressed people a helping hand in life?
Dude 1: Nah, man; I was just kidding!
Dude 2: Nice deflection, Schrödinger's Douchebag.

by k80theshade April 14, 2025

Corporate Douchebag

Someone who utilises tactical strike patterns from offensive military strategy within business practices (i.e. Microsoftian Seige Tactics for Patent suppression), in order to fuck over anyone they can get their hands on.

That Corporate Douchebag just sent that Military Organisation to wipe out village that said no to their factory.

by Theirishbarmaid April 23, 2024

douchebag

People who go on spring break during the middle of a pandemic and say things like: “If I get corona, I get corona. At the end of the day, I'm not gonna let it stop me from partying”

Stop being such a selfish douchebag!

by ButchMasterK March 25, 2020