dicketed

When you get a ticket and the officer is a dick.

When you didn't deserve a ticket but the officer was a dick and gave it to you anyway. An officer makes up a reason to ticket you.

Man I didn't deserve that ticket, I was dicketed.

I barely ran that stop sign, I so got dicketed.

by thelesbiantigress January 2, 2013

dickishnish

Dickishnish - the action of being an asshole and rubbing off on those around you also causing them to be assholes.

When Pauline is around Robin, the dickishnish always turns her in to a different person.

by NE1469 May 9, 2013

dickiotic

term used for both male and female people meaning ruled by the male sexual "tool" so much that they can't control their own actions.

male usage- "Dude, his girlfriend is so hot, why is he hanging out with that troll? He is being dickiotic."
female usage- " She saw him, and yeah, he's hot, but she got all dickiotic and asked him for a date."

by afoxybitch June 3, 2013

Dickbitch

A gender neutral term referring to a person who exhibits the characteristics of both a dick and a bitch.

"I can't believe you want to buy a house with no stairs and a basement. You're such a dickbitch."

by Dickbitchy August 26, 2013

dickinese

The language assholes speak

Chris was speaking dickinese last night.

by kandy69 January 29, 2014

dicking around

messing around while being an asshole

N: your a bitch

R: *cries*
N: sorry. I was just dicking around

by diesel319 February 21, 2015

Dickin'

To have sex with someone. Can be used by both males and females. sex fuck root pantzing

Guy: " hey, do you want to stay the night?"
Girl: " just so you know, your not getting a dickin' tonight! "

Guy 1: " check out the rack on that bro!"
Guy 2: " wow, I'd love to give her a swift dickin' " rack love

by Gustav Golf May 4, 2015