A rare degenerative disease that is triggered by being signed by the Cincinnati Bengals. Often called CHD, Chris Henry Disease causes the afflicted individual to, after getting into a domestic dispute, jump into the back of a pickup truck that is being driven by the individual's fiancee. After a few moments, the afflicted party proceeds to be ejected from the truck and receive serious head injuries, causing the subsequent hospitalization and death of the subject in question. Since 2009, CHD has claimed the life of at least 1 Bengals wide receiver every year. Named after recently diagnosed Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry.
Jon: Wow, I just got offered a 6 year contract to be a Bengals wide receiver!
Jake: I dunno man, I heard Bengals wide receivers are prone to developing Chris Henry Disease.
Jon: O really? I had no idea. I guess I'll just play for the St. Louis Rams for awhile...
Jake: I dunno man, I heard Bengals wide receivers are prone to developing Chris Henry Disease.
Jon: O really? I had no idea. I guess I'll just play for the St. Louis Rams for awhile...
by Daddy B0k December 17, 2009
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by Fritz Lenneman September 11, 2005
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by Alyssa Jones September 5, 2008
Get the Harry Howlett Ben Disease mug.1. The disease that is a direct result of smoking.
2. Uncontrollable fun.
3. A mental dysfunction wherein the afflicted is always rawk 'n' roll.
2. Uncontrollable fun.
3. A mental dysfunction wherein the afflicted is always rawk 'n' roll.
1. Cigarettes cause fun disease.
2. OMG HOLY CRAPS I GOT THE FUN DISEASE LOL!
3. Fun disease... IN THE NIGHT! TONIGHT!
2. OMG HOLY CRAPS I GOT THE FUN DISEASE LOL!
3. Fun disease... IN THE NIGHT! TONIGHT!
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guy2: no...i have cabbage disease, it has fallen and can't get up.
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by coreybob January 13, 2008
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I saw a girl sitting at the bar with a tatoo on the small of her back and her thong was sticking out of her jeans; she looked pretty hot, so I sat down next to her only to find out she had turn-around disease.
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a severe handicap, usually occuring at birth where the child is born severly retarded. people with bgd also cannot breathe through their nasal passages, suffer from inflated self esteem, extreme paranoia and usually have lazy eyes.
people with bgd can be somewhat contagious, if exposed to for long durations.
please consult your physician if you fear you have bgd and abstain from all forms of alcohol, comic books, magic cards and bad pop punk.
a severe handicap, usually occuring at birth where the child is born severly retarded. people with bgd also cannot breathe through their nasal passages, suffer from inflated self esteem, extreme paranoia and usually have lazy eyes.
people with bgd can be somewhat contagious, if exposed to for long durations.
please consult your physician if you fear you have bgd and abstain from all forms of alcohol, comic books, magic cards and bad pop punk.
people suffering from bgd will utter such nonsensical things as:
"Remember that time you called me Chirs Gristle? well BURN FOR IT!"
"anyway....the old band is back...were not third world riot anymore.im not going to type the new name because you know how the press is.They'll never leave us alone.Paparazzi.
New drummer is a really awesome guy..just wants to play.ANd he can proabably kick all of our asses....with little effort.Mike Czech...at least thats what his hat says"
"Remember that time you called me Chirs Gristle? well BURN FOR IT!"
"anyway....the old band is back...were not third world riot anymore.im not going to type the new name because you know how the press is.They'll never leave us alone.Paparazzi.
New drummer is a really awesome guy..just wants to play.ANd he can proabably kick all of our asses....with little effort.Mike Czech...at least thats what his hat says"
by jennyk March 21, 2005
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