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cool watermelon

1. a rip off phrase brandon uses instead of cool bananas

2. a phrase used when in agreement or congratulating
by emma is how i roll October 26, 2008
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Cool story bro

When someone tells you something and you simply don't care.
Person 1: Man, I don't feel like living anymore. My grandpa died yesterday.

Person 2: Cool story bro.
by Thatbrodude August 3, 2016
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awesomely cool

way better than awesome; using awesome as a describning word
Hey im going to Mcdonalds, "awesomley cool, man"
by Justin Johnson July 26, 2003
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cool fat

A level of obesity beyond fat that is so great it becomes comical and/or worthy of congratulations. Applies only to males.
"There was this dude at the Cubs game with his shirt off - had to be 4 hundo or more - totally cool fat. I bought him a beer."
by Zak K November 5, 2006
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Cool Hunter

A cool hunter is one who in constantly in search of what their reference group deems to be the 'hippest' 'coolest' 'most it' 'most RELEVENT' in terms of fashion, music, art, culture, etc.

However, a 'cool hunter' is not be mistaken with someone who is simply ambitious and culturally conscious.

No, a 'cool hunter' puts this incessant search for what is 'cool' above all else, including their interpersonal relationships. Loved ones become quickly disposable when no longer 'cool', as do opinions, beliefs and hobbies.

More importantly, 'cool hunters' are often equated with social climbing "cock suckers." It is generally expected that they don't care about anybody but themselves, their own self-gratification and pursuit of upward social mobility. Name dropping becomes a habitual action. Personal branding like breathing.

They have also been known to partake in barbaric partying rituals; including being noticeably intoxicated in social settings (dripping all over the room), stumbling into people, bumping into things.
I hate Tasha for being such a cool hunter, she totally ditched me cause I wore a plaid shirt to the party last night, and didn't know who the Vivian girls were.
by Kish_Kash March 10, 2009
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Cool Kid Alliance

An extremely sarcastic term to describe nerds, or a group of people who look nerdy.
*Kids gathering playing chess
"Thats a Cool Kid Alliance Meeting"
by hippiedanc March 28, 2010
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Cooks Source

Also known as Cooks Source Magazine, a Magazine from New England, which is full of thieves, crooks, and liars. An organization comparable with death, Nazis, and poop.

In anger, people started to revolt to protect what was rightfully theirs. After all, Cooks Source was the center of all evil. And as people started using Cook Source as a term in conversation, new phrase had been born.

To use the term, simply state something terrible and blame it on Cooks Source, chances are it actually was their fault in the first place.
Cooks Source blocked the adoption of the metric system.
by John Smithh II November 6, 2010
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