covid-19

A flase flag created in conjunction between global militaries and governments as a form of global mass sterilization.

Make sure to avoid touching your face you might catch covid-19......

by ricksanchezc137 July 12, 2020

covid mask itch

That annoying tickle on your face causing you to itch because of a piece of fuzz stuck on the inside of your covid mask. We wouldn't have to wear a mask if the chinese government would have spoke up right away and advised the world of the covid 19 virus.

Thanks a lot you selfish bastards in the CCP for fucking up the world and giving me covid mask itch.

by jimmybomm August 9, 2020

Covid

a mean name that the kids on 2030 will be calling the nerds.

f*ck off, Covid bish!

by it'smeyourcousin April 27, 2020

Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19

WHO’s comforting message to millions of anxious children worldwide about Father Christmas to assure them (without proof) that despite his older age they needn’t worry about his health during this pandemic crisis, as he would be able to deliver their presents on Christmas Eve—however, they are reminded that they and Santa Claus must adhere to physical social distancing and must obey their parents to sleep early on December 24.

Because Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19, WHO confirmed that most countries—except those few nations that forbid Christmas because it is an “infidel” or pagan festival—would relax their quarantine rules to enable Santa and his flying reindeer to enter their airspace, so that he could uninterruptedly and unobstructively deliver the presents before December 25.

by MathPlus December 14, 2020

Covid

Verb, can be used as a noun. Contained in one's home. Synonyms: house arrest, quarantining, isolation, probation.

Got caught with an ounce of green, now I'm covid. I have a huge pimple so I must go covid.

by pseudokimm April 8, 2020

Covid-♾

When the population size of the coronaviruses in the solar galaxy or universe is assumed to be equivalent to the size of the infinite set of natural numbers, although some alt-right mathematicians suspect it could be closer to the larger set of real numbers.

While virologists and politicians are preoccupied with the number of corona infections and deaths worldwide, mathematicians and philosophers are engrossed with Covid-♾ rather than Covid-19.

by Covido November 24, 2020

Clovis High

The original High School here in Clovis! 1899 and still going!
The Cougars know what it takes to get the job done..

When you tell people that you went to Clovis High and they ask, "Which one? East, West?", You have the right to smack them upside the head and say, "No moron.. the ORIGINAL!"

-Clovis.. Like Clovis East or Clovis West?
-No Bitch! The Original!

Oh you went to Clovis High? Lets hire this kid!

by Nikoly Holmes July 20, 2009