braided carpet

When you and your partner both have not shaved in a long time and you have sex and your pubs get braided together.

"Yo I'm about to go to my girls house and I forgot to shave I hope we don't get ,braided carpets"

by White_chocolate69 November 20, 2017

carpet dragon

MILF un-shaved on menstrual cycle

Ur mom is such a carpet dragon

by Dirttrike December 4, 2017

Carpet Pizza

A large round spot on a carpet resembling a pizza. Usually found while cleaning up the morning after a raging party. Most often the result of a really voluminous hork after after eating and having one too many.

Guy 1 “Dude, who ordered the pizza?”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”

by Tannasgh May 7, 2018

Rosé Carpet

when a girls on the rag and she hasn’t shaved and you go down on her

Honestly a was proper fuckin surprised when i turned on the lights mate, never thought i’d take part in a rosé carpet

by mymatemadetherosecarpet May 9, 2018

Carpet/carpetBurn

Where your girl has a bush so thick it gives u carpet butn

Dave:yo heard u banged lottie

Jack:yah it was good fun but i got mad carpet/carpetburn

by Michael ssalg March 5, 2018

Vaginal red carpet

The “A-game” of one’s vagina. Rolling out all sex tricks during a 24 hour or less sexual romp.

She rolled out the vaginal red carpet on their first encounter, now he is groveling at her feet.

by Getoutkyle March 12, 2018

carpet muncher

Something people uner 12 should not know.

Timmy's mom: You should not know what is a carpet muncher timmy.
Timmy: Sorry but Thomas told me.

by Under12 March 12, 2017