by BigkingLee March 20, 2016
Get the black carpetmug. by anonymous July 21, 2022
Get the carpet splunkingmug. Toes that are immensely bigger than the average human's fingers and are able to claw their way into your carpet, through your floor, gripping your house foundation, hence the name carpet crunchers.
Extra 1: BE QUIET DON'T YOU HAVE TWO CARPET CRUNCHERS 3000??
Extra 2: HOW BOUT YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE OR THEYRE GONNA BECOME HUMAN CRUNCHERS
Extra 2: HOW BOUT YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE OR THEYRE GONNA BECOME HUMAN CRUNCHERS
by I eat your toes for breakfast May 8, 2023
Get the Carpet crunchersmug. by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025
Get the <.7..9.7.6.>I, ANgel JOse RObles LefT Blood On THe Carpet<.0.6.7.9.0.mug. Your vacuum cleaner breaks down and several weeks go by while looking for a replacement ... then you notice debris on the carpet is not getting deeper every day because your feet are tracking the same amount out as they track in each day -- that's carpet equilibrium.
by richinventor January 30, 2016
Get the carpet equilibriummug. Brown boy rizz that goes crazy,the cherries will do anything to be with you,including being ur side cherry and being your poes
by Poopyface0909 November 13, 2023
Get the magic carpet rizzmug. Wrapping someone up in a carpet and chucking them out the window of a tall building or skyscraper. (Mainly done by the mafia)
*Person 2 slaps face of person 1
Person 2- Ayy boss, since this guy won’t talk I say we send him on a Magic Carpet Ride.
Person 1- WTF is that supposed to mean?
Boss- Hehe…lets just say it will take you to a whole new world.
Person 2- Ayy boss, since this guy won’t talk I say we send him on a Magic Carpet Ride.
Person 1- WTF is that supposed to mean?
Boss- Hehe…lets just say it will take you to a whole new world.
by Ualreadyknowwwwhoitisss July 2, 2022
Get the Magic Carpet Ridemug.