Cabbage Puff

When you let one while running through storage & bring the aroma into the unit.

I ran so fast and did a cabbage puff.

by HypeChic420 February 16, 2022

Cabbage goose

A person That Is a moron. When you call someone a cabbage goose, you're calling them a fuckass in a friendly way

"oh my god, why Did you fail this simple ass exam? You fucking cabbage goose!"

by God but from ebay February 26, 2022

Cabbage

Meaning going to blow your mind or break your world etc

Dude you'll never believe what i did last night, im gonna break your cabbage

by jamaljones6783 January 24, 2026

cabbage

a fucking dolt

Person A: Yo, that guy is a fucking cabbage!
Person B: Yeah, I agree.
That guy: durrr

by FascinatedCheese January 27, 2026