cow-crunchy

n. An old, dried cow-pie. Often used in exclamations.

Holy cow-crunchies!

by Cattle March 11, 2003

Plow Cow

A fairly large girl that you find in a bar that you can give her the "Business", then just let her graz her way home after.

I'm going out and getting me a "Plow Cow" tonight!

by IndianMetalLord March 26, 2010

cow box

Place where one stores sexual pleasures... ie. porn, ky jelly, condoms, rulers, sex dice, etc.

I got to put this jelly in my cow box.
(while one's room is being raided)
Kristen: "Oh boy what is in this COWBOX??"
Steph: "Lets find out!!"
Kristen: "HAHA PORN, KY, and a TAPEMEASURE!!!?"

by JayRod09 June 27, 2006

Brown Cow

a ridiculously fat brown woman

Rana is a brown cow

by UrbanArrow January 29, 2009

cow fire

1. A more extreme version of cow tipping which involves setting the cow on fire. The current world record for largest cow fire is seventeen cows burning simultaneously

2. A drink found only in St Bernard Parish and New Orleans

"Dude, you want to go start a cow fire?"
"Nah man, let's just drink some cow fires tonight."

by GHumplik January 16, 2008

Daft cow

Daft cow is a british slang meaning idiot

Oh no luv that kid over there is such a daft cow.

by Rich bum November 9, 2019

Cow Water

A fun way of referring to milk, the diary product that we consume as a drink or with cereal.

I want to eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch but I think we might be all out of Cow Water!

by Tha Real AG January 28, 2015