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Hire Mike Brown 

To take a dump. Defined by ESPN's Bill Simmons Page 2 column in reference to Mike Brown's poor coaching ability in Cleveland.
Those nachos are not sitting well with me. I'm gonna go hire Mike Brown. I'll be back in a bit.

Sultan of Brown Eye 

A man obsessed with assholes, and everything about them from poop to benoit balls to anal sex.
Man, that Sultan of Brown Eye is a sick fuck. After enjoying a Cleveland Steamer, he gave her a rim job, shoved some benoit balls up her ass, and afterward they had anal sex. She finished him off by giving him a Rusty Trombone.
Sultan of Brown Eye by sportznut3081 December 18, 2010

dont frown on brown

Don't frown on brown. Don't shy away from anal sex. Give it a try and turn that frown upside down.
She mentioned that she "was too nervous to try anal sex." I then told her "don't frown on brown." She now enjoys having anal sex with me. Dont frown on Brown!

Down the Brown 

Eating ass. Eating that booty good. Sloppy wet. Lots of booty juice.
Imma down the brown tonight braaaaahhh. Rachel loves that ass eating like groceries.

I’m Gonna Brown 

The act of violently shitting your pants and/or the surfaces around you.
“I’m gonna brown

“what?”

IM SHITSING

Chris Browned 

To excessively beat a bitch with no remorse.
"Damn tttina pissed me off last night and I Chris browned that bitch"