American Taliban Beard

(n) Not to be confused with the Hipster Beard, or the Charles Manson Beard, the American Taliban Beard is a full beard worn with a shaved head.

Named after John Walker Lindh, the "American Taliban" homegrown terrorist who is serving a 20 year sentence for joining the Taliban and fighting against the US in Afghanistan.

Muslim men who are performing the Hajj to Mecca and Jihadis who are planning to commit suicide bombings often shave their heads, but leave their beards so that they are clean when they ride the magic carpet to Allah and their 72 virgins.

The American Taliban Beard is the laziest haircut a man can have. Never have to comb your hair & never have to shave.

by Leisure Class Hero October 19, 2010

Beard Off

A public challenge between two individuals on who has the better beard.

Dude 1: Did you hear that Jay beat Sid in a Beard Off?

Dude 2: Yup, you shouldn't bring a five o'clock shadow to a gun fight.

by BeardMaster January 26, 2010

Bearclaw'd

To get owned in online gaming (mainly Call of Duty) to the point of rage quiting.

After Game lobby on MW2
Mr Chang: Holy smokes BeawClaw not bad.
Bearclaw: Yeah FIZZY POPZ you just got bearclaw'd.
FIZZY POPZ: ahhh you guys suck ...rage quit...
Bearclaw: lol good fight?

by Mr Chang 3000 June 25, 2010

Lousy Bear

The term to descibe an overly large person with a bad attitude or cynical nature.

Cameron is a stupid lousy bear.

by Dan Camo May 23, 2005

grundle beard

synonym of ANAL BEARD. Extremely thick patch of hair between the anus and the ball sack, area also known as the "grundle"

Yo Merril shave my grundle beard for me i cant reach.

by SbTrEoVwEn January 13, 2009

poala bear

When a panda bear and koala bear get it on and make the greatest creation ever, the paoala bear

OMG dude! I have this poala bear in my closet......wanna bang it?"........"fuck it, lets rail it.

by ClosetPoala May 31, 2010

Padilla Bear

n. an extremly nice person to which anybody will instantaly be attracted to, and in some cases maybe even worship. Not to be confused with man whores.

Adam:"Who's that guy?"
John:"I don't know, but he seems to be quite the padilla bear."

by snuffy3000 May 22, 2010