Baby Batter

Semen, Otherwise known as the man’s Gooey Goodness, or “Shot Goo”. A hot load if you will.

He shot his Baby Batter into me, there’s no way I’m Not Pregnant.

by CosmicKramerTheAssMan February 15, 2018

Bette Midler

The long form of the abbreviation BM as well as the proper euphemism for defecation.

Man, that burrito isn't sitting well...I really have to make a Bette Midler.

by Connor H. January 10, 2009

Youngboy better

Virgins with no dad that comment "Youngboy better" on raps or XXL tweets for attention because they usually don't get it, they also comment for example when Rap tweets out "mood" they comment "Youngboy mood better", "Dont care post youngboy", "ratio" same for mfs saying "Carti better"

Virgin: Youngboy better
Jack: Yo, you wanna go to the park?
Virgin: Youngboy goes to the park better
Jack: Get a job
Virgin: Youngboy job better
Jack: Goddamn nigga stfu get a life
Virgin: Youngboy stfu's and gets a life better

by A nigga thats always horny May 11, 2021

Baby Batter Brewing Station

Another name for the genital area of a man. Mainly his ball sack.

I told my girlfriend if she was thirsty to milk the juices from my baby batter brewing station.

by Damilkman44 September 12, 2010

bitterment

My step dad is illiterate and uses this word. He also uses like 8 commas in one sentence to seem educated. I think he means this word as like frustrated or annoyed? But it has never been confirmed.

I'm sick of all of your bitterment and unforgivingness.

by SadBitterment April 24, 2017

Better Shut Up

(Command): The vocalization of ones' desire for another person or persons to stop talking; and/or, shut up.

-Not to be confused with the phrase "You better shut up"; it is more of a generalized request for silence, and not directed or limited to one specific person.

Person 1: "Hey bro, if you aren't busy at the moment, I would really appreciate it if we could talk about your behavior in front of my family last week."
Person 2: "What do you mean, dude?"
Person 1: "Well, it just isn't cool that you took your pants off at dinner and started to beat off on my brothers plate while telling everyone to 'Better shut up'"
Person 2: "Better shut up"

by Mizzle Skillet October 23, 2013

Runs Batted In

When, after not getting laid on a date, you go home and rub one out to relieve the pressure and frustration.

X: Hey man! Did you get a homerun with that girl last night?

Y: Nah, but I got some runs batted in when I got home.

by Greene Team July 26, 2011