by CaptSkubba February 5, 2009
Get the Well Kept Beaver mug.Spanking the beaver refers to:
A) Performing rough intercourse on a hairy pussy
B) The Timson Folk Band song titled "Spank the Beaver" inspired by the act of spanking the beaver.
A) Performing rough intercourse on a hairy pussy
B) The Timson Folk Band song titled "Spank the Beaver" inspired by the act of spanking the beaver.
The minute I first saw her at cut rate community college, I knew I had to spank the beaver.
I'm in therapy because I got drunk and spanked your mom's beaver.
I'm ashamed my girlfriend walked in on me spanking the beaver with her roommate.
I'm in therapy because I got drunk and spanked your mom's beaver.
I'm ashamed my girlfriend walked in on me spanking the beaver with her roommate.
by Dr. Rhino December 3, 2013
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Euphemism for vaginal penetration or insertion as in the act of sex/intercourse by all pleasurable means.
Has nothing to do with a real kitty cat unless it's your type of bestial fetish in which case you must seek psychological help immediately.
Feed the kitty and feeding the kitty are also used.
Has nothing to do with a real kitty cat unless it's your type of bestial fetish in which case you must seek psychological help immediately.
Feed the kitty and feeding the kitty are also used.
To feed the beaver one must first have a clear visual of the target, thus a razor and in a rare cases a weed wacker (preferably with an electric motor and a long battery life) is vitally necessary.
by Frotheriffic March 15, 2008
Get the feed the beaver mug.a facial expression in which one squints and then sticks out his teeth, somewhat resembling a beaver that is prepared to mate. This behavior may also be linked to mild mental retardation.
What the hell is wrong with that kid?
Well, he's making the horny beaver face again.
Oh it all makes sense now!
Well, he's making the horny beaver face again.
Oh it all makes sense now!
by Matthew A October 1, 2008
Get the horny beaver mug.A crime fighting beaver commonly mistaken with Justin Beiber because of the name simularities and visual as well.
Jim: Call Froggy 101, say that we're the tour manager for Justin Beiber and we're giving away free tickets. We give them a number to call for the tickets and we give them his number.
Dwight: Who is Justice Beaver?
Jim: He is a crime frighting Beaver.
Dwight: Who is Justice Beaver?
Jim: He is a crime frighting Beaver.
by D1213141 March 14, 2011
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Get the cock beaver mug.When you try to slide your panties to the side and ride your man's face but end up giving him rug burn instead.
"Yo man what happened to your face?"
"Ah bro, I was trying to tongue the dam down last night but got a mouth full of angry beaver instead."
"Ah bro, I was trying to tongue the dam down last night but got a mouth full of angry beaver instead."
by sikpuhp May 31, 2016
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