battle wagon

A battle wagon is any type of makeshift vehicle that is epic enough to be titled as such. The more epic a battle wagon is, the more likely it is to be spelled with all caps. In order for it to be a true battle wagon, the operator or rider of the makeshift vehicle must yell, "BATTLE WAGON!!!" at the top of his/her lungs while it is in motion. Although most battle wagons are ill-considered for actual battle, the mere battle cry of the battle wagon is enough to cause the foes of its rider to quake in terror.

Jenn: What are you guys doing?!
Josh: BATTLE WAGON!!!

by KennyB23 April 29, 2010

Ranga Battle

When two or more Ranga's battle one another. Usually lots of fiery punching, hissing, etc. Always to the death.

John: Hey Bruce check out those two Ranga's
Bruce: What are they doing/, they look like their fighting!
John: Holy shit RANGA BATTLE!

by Ranga Hunter April 29, 2009

batalie

adj 1: naughtily or annoyingly playful; 2: badly behaved; 3: deliberately causing harm or damage

Also see natalie

"she was saucy and mischievous in school"; "a naughty girl";"mischievous rumors and falsehoods";"teasing and worrying with impish laughter"

by NC March 18, 2005

battle-shit

A conflict between two or more dudes in adjacent stalls. Each participant attempts to make their epic shit audible to the dude sitting next to him.

"I battle-shitted the guy in the stall next to me. It was an epic win."

by Dredge2 November 26, 2007

kissing on the battle bus

A popular term people use when they want to play fortnite with somebody they consider close.

Issac: "What would you do if we kissed on the battle bus😳"

Alexa: "I-i already told you..."

Mike: "THESE GUYS ARE KISSING ON THE BATTLE BUS!"

by aichomancer July 27, 2018

Crab Battle

An event or circumstance set to take place in the future which, if attended/experienced, can be predicted to produce catastrophic results for the individual expressing the term, including but not limited to serious injury and/or death.

Brian: "News is the DOOM movie /might/ not suck."

Jason: "Yeah, right. I declare it a crab battle."

Brian: "Stop saying that!"

by Blank September 28, 2005

batm

Blatant Ass To Mouth

A highly skilled manoeuvre performed in a pornagraphic film. The penis is taken from a freshly plundered marmite well, and presented forth to the mouth of the aforementioned owner of the plundered anus.

"I bet she loves a bit of BATM"

"Yeah, i reckon she's suck the schlong straight after it's fucked her bunghole"

"yeah, dirty bitch your mum eh?!"

by Jaylovex April 7, 2004