tristan bartels

an absolute loser who gets absolutely no puss
buddy defintely has never touched a boob

a virgin if ive ever saw one.

tristan bartels is lowkey a bitch

by bonerchampwithahugeragingboner October 25, 2022

jason bartlett

An outstanding genuine guy who is always there to lend a hand or literally save the day.

Jason bartlett saved Mike freese from 3 fat girls from abducting him.

by Floppey tripod January 2, 2023

twin barrels

Somebody with huge nostrils

Donnie: That girl at the end of the bar looks pretty cute.
Ronnie: I walked by on the way to the can, she has a real pair of twin barrels.

Donnie: She's getting her fair share of free air then I guess.

by cut the cards January 23, 2023

Jennifer Barrett

A cosmic being made of pure love. One who is so unbelievably rare to find that one must consider themselves forever blessed. A goddess that opens your heart so that you can see and feel true happiness and love.

I will always love you Jennifer Barrett said Daniel Perez

by JBthatsme January 24, 2023

Hayden Bartels

red curly hair. real sexy. pulls all the girls at SEB. he is very hot

hayden bartels has unlimited rizz

by thing 5 February 22, 2023

Cracker Barrel

Verb. When the waiting staff at a restaurant take your order and it takes an hour or more for them to get out to you.

"Did our waiter seriously just go on break? I think he's Cracker Barreling us!"

by nibble-flabbus July 13, 2023

The barrets

A family that has no control and is CRAZY!!

From BSC baby sitters club

Look at that family they're are so The barrets

by idrkkrdi October 18, 2023