Andres

Andres is a man whore and will fein off of your shit, and will lick in between your toes. He also likes to cuddle and skin your dogs. So when you see Andres you should run the other way. Andres is also in love with Black Bread the Pirates.

Andres is so scary! He bit my toe nails off while I was sleeping.

by Dare January 7, 2022

slamming Andre

When the process of stripping and making your bed and washing the sheets is as arduous and difficult as Hogan slamming Andre the Giant at WrestleMania III, usually because of a small cluttered room and a bed being against the wall.

It's the weekend, which means I have time to do laundry and clean my room. Looking forward to slamming Andre against the wall.

by I mean, yeah March 2, 2020

andre

andre is a kind, athletic, moderately self-absorbed cat lover who only eats sweets and boiled vegetables. Andre loves to party it up every Sunday morning at church. Andre is obsessed with the gym and tends to attract people with feet fetishes, usually of the same sex. On Instagram, you will find him through his myriad of weirdly-angled selfies. His best friends are books and he's secretly the biggest Swiftie you'll ever meet.

He passed out after one drink. That guy's such an Andre!

by vanessah09876 November 23, 2021

Andres

The Mexican fuck boy that will grab your attention any day. He smokes a lot of weed but still manages to power through the day. Has many friends and enemy’s. He’s usually off and on with two girls but can’t decide who. He acts different when he’s high like touchy but it feels so good. When he holds you, you never want to leave. You feel safe and warm. If you ever meet an andres try to get close with him because as soon as you miss your chance it’s over.

You-Omg did you see that hot guy over there

Ava-That’s definitely an andres

by Make me a pepperoni sandwich November 17, 2018

Andre

1. a guy that sings too much and stress sometimes his friends...

2. a romantic boy with 60% of chance to have a big dick

whatever Andre

by starmain January 2, 2017

Andres

The biggest rat in Benavides

I saw a Andres at the field.

by TooSwagiish November 9, 2017

Andre

1. Super sexy guy who is wanted by everybody. Is the nicest guy you will ever meet, has a great sense of humor, is a lot of fun, is extremely talented and loved by everyone. Makes an amazing boyfriend.

2. Name that comes from Hispanic origin. Meaning "brave" or "courageous."

Linda: Do you know Andre?

Hildeguard: Yes, hes perfect.

Linda: I know, right! I wish he was mine.

Hildeguard: Me, too.

by enrico21 November 23, 2021