Dunkin' Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin while in a Dunkin' Donuts Franchise.

Friend#1: "Dude, I heard that Jim was at Dunkin Donuts the other day and had to shit. After he went in some slut followed him and gave him a blumpkin in there"!

Friend#2: "Yeah dude, I was there! He totally got a Dunkin' Blumpkin".

by Hairydingle February 22, 2011

Reverse Blumpkin

Instead of blowing someone when they’re on the toilet, you eat someones ass when they’re pissing at a urinal

Skyla: I gave Remi a nice reverse blumpkin last night
Mateusz: Damn he must’ve cum into the urinal

by Big d1ck bo1 December 8, 2021

Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage

Doing a sitting 69 with a girl on her period while you're taking a dump.

Last night to celebrate our anniversary, my girlfriend and I did a Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage in her parents bathroom.

by Chillosophy October 4, 2017

Penis blumpkin

When poop gets caught in your ball hairs.

Guy: “Yo I got this mean penis blumpkin last night, ruined my bed sheets”
Guy 2: “oh jeez.”

by HotDogDave July 12, 2021

Blumpkin

When you poop and then sit on it

I went to poop and accidentally still had the lid down and I blumpkined.

by Kit Cable December 18, 2023

Spooky Blumpkin

Its exactly the same as a regular blumpkin except just as your about to finish someone scares the shit out of you.

If you are enjoy feeling scared, relieved and good all at the same time give a spooky blumpkin a try.

by Hootiemike August 2, 2024

Blumpkin Cream Pie

Popular Greek-American sex act. If you have to ask, you probably don’t want to know.

Alexis demanded a blumpkin cream pie from her friend.

by CharlieRomeo September 3, 2021