Blumpkin Messiah

Much like receiving a regular blumpkin, a blumpkin messiah is the process/result in which a man or woman is receiving oral sex while taking a shit and reading scripture form the Holy Bible loudly. Some insist that the "giver" should be of holy descent, but this is not required and only a caveat of excellence. After one has accomplished this act, they have become a Blumpkin Messiah.

After seeing Billy and Mother Vanessa leaving the bathroom at the same time as she wiped blumpkin spray from her face, the choir new Billy had become the new blumpkin messiah.

by kobetherapist55 November 18, 2020

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Royal Blumpkin

A lavish example of a standard blumpkin, yet executed as if the receiver was a king demanding food.

Royal Blumpkin : Service me whilst I eat this sandwich, and properly defecate into this bowl.

by SpiLLsHirE November 18, 2020

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surprise blumpkin

your having a relaxing shit and the door bursts open and the person yells Surprise blumpkin and starts to give you unplanned oral sex

Cameron burst into the hot portaloo. Yells surprise blumpkin and started sucking. He enjoys when the poo poo snapped off and splashes up into his mouth the same time as the man ejaculated

by Sxfndr December 6, 2020

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Blumpkin

To recieve a blow job well you are taking a dump.

That dirty whore loves sucking dick an to be in the bathroom with guys shitting, so she can give them a blumpkin

by Billy rob Jeremy dgiver December 9, 2020

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blumpkin queen

known all over the Blumpkin queen is the master of all things blumpkin related.
you only achieve this title after successfully completing 35 blumpkin s

Yo tyrone, you see that girl over dur?

yeah dawg i do why wassup?

she’s the blumpkin queen of the hood

i herd she will give you a blumpkin for 1 twisted tea and a rubber band

by big daddy dirty dick December 30, 2020

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