Jake From State Farm

That punk assed bitch who calls late night flirting with you about hooking up in some khakis

That muhfucka who was shot in the ass by my homeboy for callin’ his chick at 3 in the morning, yeah that was Jake from State Farm.

by DVillan October 11, 2020

quarter farm

The practice of obtaining "free" quarters by feeding dollar bills into a vending machine and pressing "coin return".

I didn't have change for the meter, so I had to quarter farm the coke machine.

by Davidfreesefan23 February 20, 2015

Farm Digger

Similar to a gold digger. A person who is only interested in a relationship with someone based on the fact that they are a farmer.

''Now I ain't sayin' she a farm digger but she ain't messin' with no city seeker.'

by Larien04 December 18, 2014

JJ Farms

The number one cannabis farm in the world.

A beacon of Science, Truth, and Sustainability.

Putting out nothing but fire.

Customer: Do you guys carry the strain “Island Boi”?
Bud tender: Fuck yea fam, JJ Farms only puts out fire.

The Southern Oregon fire department donated to their business this year because of all the fire they put out.

by Nadine Southerland November 23, 2021

worthy farm

To get so drunk that you shit in your or your girlfriend's bra and then throw it up a tree, lamppost, aerial etc.

I got so shit faced last night I did a worthy farm at my girlfriend's parents house, to say she was displeased was an understatement.

by Oz10expl June 30, 2022

Snake Farm

Large areas covered with little pieces of tire on the road/ interstate

Kids....look at the snake farm

by 81B August 19, 2018

cottage farm

the place where black people work at (joke)

"Go back to my cottage farm you black ni-!"

by King Emperor Spamton I December 11, 2023