zipping

Zipping or zipping-it-up is what one does when they are being a douche with no self confidence. The combination of this unconfident doucheyness will often result in having sex with girls well under ones pay grade, pissing off everyone in their immediate area, and constantly thinking the world is out to get you when it is really you just fucking yourself over. The consequences of this attitude often results in having no friends, getting written up at work, and constantly contemplating your own demise.

Dude 1: Hey man I really feel like the world is out to get me, I mean sure I made out with that one girl last night and was late for work, but I wanna know who told my wife and why would my boss not just let it go this time?

Dude 2: Shut up man you're bringing me down right now. You're really zipping-it-up.

by 11-110 July 25, 2011

zipper morals

loose morals, implies that the person has an excessive desire and willingness to unzip one's fly

Judging by his mannerisms, that guy probably has zipper morals.

by The Return of Light Joker December 16, 2010

zippie

a stoopid retard
a fucked up dude
a humouras way to spell zippo

man, Joe is such a zippie today

by matt baxter March 30, 2005

Zippz0r

A Jumping Zippo

Damn You Zippz0r Why do u have to jump so freaking high

by Keith September 15, 2003

zipperfoot

A derogatory term invented during veietnam to describe veitnamese..

Fucking zipperfoot's just keep coming no matter how many you kill.

by danny logan July 26, 2006

Zippo

An overpriced supposedly "windproof" lighter made in Bradford, PA which is sold primarily overseas due to the fact that every American either doesn't smoke cigarettes or has a box of them that they inherited from their grandfather or uncle. Employees of Zippo are among the highest paid factory workers in Bradford and if you're lucky enough to get employed then you're trapped in the seventh circle of eternal damnation because they know that you're adapted money-making lifestyle can't afford to leave, thus allowing the Satan-Nazi management and HR to screw you over however and whenever they feel fit, which is usually on a daily basis. If you do escape, however, you're left with a empty shell of sanity and a really bad case of carpel-tunnel in both arms.

My friends that work at Zippo all drive new cars but work mandatory overtime 7 days a week and get laid off every 3 months.

by Mr Pukka March 3, 2009

zippo

An expensive, yet piece of shit brand o lighters whos fuel constantly runs out and is hard to stay lit. Pure style over substance.

That and you cant use them to smoke weed.

Sure, Zippos are cool looking and are harder to blow out then lets say, Bics but they suck.

by Arm February 17, 2006