self-prostitution

When you pay yourself $20 to give yourself a sad handjob

Friends: Hey what are you doing Friday
You: Oh, it will be a fun filled Friday full of self-prostitution and my jackintosh

by DankMaster420Blazin' March 27, 2017

self love

Jerking off(its very fun)

Ryan: "Did you watch the game yesterday?"
Jack: "Nope i was performing self love"
Ryan: "Ew dude tmi"

by imnotdoingthisagain December 30, 2021

Self Wiper

When wiping your behind and upon inspecting the paper it is clean. Usually accompanied with a Phantom Poo

just been to the office, was a Self Wiper, less admin.

by skeggs1664 August 15, 2010

Self-Analbation

The act off putting your own penis in your own rectum.

I found Matt performing self-analbation in his room the other night.

by Johnn Doey June 14, 2010

Self-Tanner

Someone who is totally into themselves, so much they don’t care about ANYTHING else. This person strives for attention and will stop short of nothing to achieve it.

Teacher: Hey lady your kid isn’t doing his homework and will probably fail, but don’t I look good today?

Mrs. Puma: Damn Biatch you could have informed sooner! Ya Fuckin Self-Tanner!!!!!

by SpornStar February 11, 2008

note to self

A way of voicing a mental note when other people are around. It could be a lesson learned, a picked up piece of information, etc.

(After stepping into mud): "Note to self, don't wear Nike shoes in the forest next time!"

by Nadia July 9, 2004

Self-tercourse

Slang; Masturbate.

He wasn't gettin' the jimmy-whacks from his ho, so he engaged in a little self-tercourse instead.

by RandyL November 16, 2003