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After a significant amount of time, it feels like this is just an inside joke between UD users and the mods. Its been 2 years why is this still on trending, please send help
Jacob: Why is watermelon sugar still trending?
Logan: At this point does it even matter? Its going to die only with the heat death of the universe
by imnotdoingthisagain August 19, 2021
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A tactical approach to taking down multiple opponents, that involves one ally taking down another ally's opponent so as to avoid suspicion, increase efficiency or reduce error due to any emotional feelings that may be present.
Person 1: Michael, Franklin and Trevor taking out each other's enemies was so freaking cool, i wonder if there's any official term for it.
Person 2: There is! It's called the commutatio maneuver.
by imnotdoingthisagain January 16, 2023
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Jerking off(its very fun)
Ryan: "Did you watch the game yesterday?"
Jack: "Nope i was performing self love"
Ryan: "Ew dude tmi"
by imnotdoingthisagain December 30, 2022
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A membership program for anyone that identifies as anything other than straight and comprised mostly of blue heard influencers from Instagram and tiktok, and the monthly payment is made in the form of losing 25% of your present braincells and dignity and shouting while trying to call out and cancel everyone for using wrong pronouns, even if they don't personally know the person in question.
Jimothy: ah did you hear about Alyssa, i heard she became a straight+ member ever since she downloaded tiktok
Carl: Ah, how unfortunate, she actually used to be a reasonable human being back in the day
by imnotdoingthisagain March 28, 2023
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