Cow walking

Cow walking describes a big, lumpy and "heavy weight" woman walks.

"Is it earthquake?"

"No, it's our new flatmate Ogre Cow Walking!"

by Fuck you again March 7, 2009

stall waiting

The near certainty that if you don't stand right outside the only stall in the bathroom, waiting for its occupant to finish, someone will slip in ahead of you once it's vacated. This is exacerbated by the equal certainty that your date will conclude you've slipped out the back door of the restaurant if you don't return to the table immediately and explain what's happening. It's a good reason to take a cell phone to the bathroom.

So this guy is taking forever to leave the stall, two other people are lined up outside the men's room, and my date calls my cell phone to say she's sure I have commitment issues. I tell her I'm on stall waiting, and I'll be back just as soon as possible.

by bglassman April 7, 2010

Walking Straight

Passing a sobriety test on the side of the road. Also used to describe a gay bashing festivity.

I had 12 beers last night and I was still walking straight when the cops pulled me over.

Man I had fun walkings straight last night. Those fags never knew what hit them.

by Bo Bo15 May 15, 2007

The Waiting Game

A game where guys (or sometimes girls) usually in college or at football camp, etc. show their genitals to each other in various formations. When one guy looks at another's genitals, he is called gay or a fag (or both) and is then kicked. How many times he is kicked dependeds on the formation of the genitals.

Guy#1: Hey dude, look at this
Guy#2: What . . . awww sick man
Guy#1: Aha faggot!
Guy#2: What was that, the batwing?
Guy#1: Yea dude, thats three kicks
Guy#2: Fuck the Waiting Game

by Phreaky Phil September 15, 2009

Walking Erection

someone who's brain, tho found in their pants, only functions when their dick is hard, therefore they have practiced a permanent erection

Saint Ownsalot

by Joe Blow December 3, 2003

Walking tall

A sexual term used when describing getting a blowjob, while eating pussy, standing upright. The act itself must be done very delicately. Obviously a degree of strength is needed in order to hold a female upside down while standing, and eat her pussy while she blows you up.

"My roommate came home last night and barged into my room, he had the luxury of seeing me and my girlfriend walking tall."

by SlegDangerous June 25, 2007

Walking Through Treacle

Describing the thickness of the air after someone stepped on a duck and quacked

I was walking down the corridor and Paul farted a few metres infront of me, it was like walking through treacle

by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003